The "OFFICIAL" KMC Battle Thread!!!

Originally posted by Deathblow
Here's something for you to 'benefit' from, I'll school you on hip-hop/
While you chant Lil Bow Wow's hooks, and still think you're 'shit hot'/
Point's verse got more 'wack lines' than sperm clinics/
Twice as 'softcore' as the toon porn his sig mimics/
While you at 'Bucks, better apply to be a waiter/
Cos selling coffee is the only way you'll be 'serving flava'/
It's true, you couldn't spit 'suite' (sweet) if you stayed at the Waldorf/
Forget 'sidelines', you even get near the stands I'll have the game called off/

wickedph

Look at Death, as he wander and ponder/
Remembered when he use to write his posts, as if he was shot and stuttered/
One touch of the Mic, he got a serious seizure/
My lyrics are so influential I turned him into a Hindu believer/
And look at those rhymes, he must have been rapping from his rectum/
Dude couldn't solve a mystery if even Poirot and Sherlock helped him/

where's the intensity? the creativity?
u need a bit of motivation, a lil' "animosity"
coming @ me sideways blow youd inevitably lose
independence, while i spark u up, dripping in booze
sammy the bull wigga what a tragedy
switch screen names and ip, lose the identity
dont believe the props they giving you, stop flowin wit the hype
matta fact carefully examine the words that you type
worry bout thyself, and keep my name of your rhymes
you want attention? here's a cookie... stop wasting my time
and copy-pasting my lines or "jacking" my shit
www.jamesjean.com <--- that's the link to my sig
what the ****'s a "deathblow?" well according to some
its the type of shit that takes away the air from your lungs
but after much deliberation, P can fin'lly conclude
a "deathblow" aint nuthin but a corny ass dude

aiight im ready

Originally posted by JacopeX
aiight im ready

ok drop your part whenever you're finished.

I dont care i win or lose
Im jus ready to destroy you
2 night you be staying asleep under R.I.P being loney
i don really wanna see you as a zombie homie
cuz obviously you are way too ugly for me to see
your skin is horny green it looks like seaweed ((lol))
go pick up a copy of a CD from jay-z
maybe you can learn a little sometin
sh*t blows up your braimn insane
you'll kno that hip hop a game thats off the chain
its only for ppl with rhymes in their vains
so quitt bein lame whateva you do nothins gonna change
so what do you do you when get bored at home
PLAY sum Grand Theft Auto!
its only 39.00 so get your sh*t now or no
its the same price even at gamestop
if you cant efford it then get a job!
hop your way like a fobb to the block
find that place mcdonalds and ask for a job
you can flip a burger thats better than jack's
hello sir, may i order a big mac?

That wasnt my best but i save best for last. This battle will go on day after day cuz i gotta sign off at 8:30

Originally posted by JacopeX
I dont care i win or lose
Im jus ready to destroy you
2 night you be staying asleep under R.I.P being loney
i don really wanna see you as a zombie homie
cuz obviously you are way too ugly for me to see
your skin is horny green it looks like seaweed ((lol))
go pick up a copy of a CD from jay-z
maybe you can learn a little sometin
sh*t blows up your braimn insane
you'll kno that hip hop a game thats off the chain
its only for ppl with rhymes in their vains
so quitt bein lame whateva you do nothins gonna change
so what do you do you when get bored at home
PLAY sum Grand Theft Auto!
its only 39.00 so get your sh*t now or no
its the same price even at gamestop
if you cant efford it then get a job!
hop your way like a fobb to the block
find that place mcdonalds and ask for a job
you can flip a burger thats better than jack's
hello sir, may i order a big mac?

That wasnt my best but i save best for last. This battle will go on day after day cuz i gotta sign off at 8:30

do i really have to respond to this? no offense man, but if your gonna battle drop your best stuff. this is really bad^

ill drop mine now...

iight

The day is here for Jacope to spit/
Is he gonna do it real or drop some more bullshit/
Bomb and destroy are my goals in all ciphers
I’ll leave you forgettin your lines like alzheimers
I don’t understand how you can rhyme like that
Go on ebay and buy that giant 50 cent hat
It did no good covering his huge head
And it’ll do no good covering you up when you’re dead
You wanted peace, it didn’t work out
im tired of your trash, i'll spit cancer in your mouth
Just give up, you lie cheat bullshit, it’s a sin
My ring of fire will force you to kill urself like a scorpion

Waste of my time

Originally posted by JacopeX
I dont care i win or lose
Im jus ready to destroy you
2 night you be staying asleep under R.I.P being loney
i don really wanna see you as a zombie homie
cuz obviously you are way too ugly for me to see
your skin is horny green it looks like seaweed ((lol))
go pick up a copy of a CD from jay-z
maybe you can learn a little sometin
sh*t blows up your braimn insane
you'll kno that hip hop a game thats off the chain
its only for ppl with rhymes in their vains
so quitt bein lame whateva you do nothins gonna change
so what do you do you when get bored at home
PLAY sum Grand Theft Auto!
its only 39.00 so get your sh*t now or no
its the same price even at gamestop
if you cant efford it then get a job!
hop your way like a fobb to the block
find that place mcdonalds and ask for a job
you can flip a burger thats better than jack's
hello sir, may i order a big mac?

That wasnt my best but i save best for last. This battle will go on day after day cuz i gotta sign off at 8:30

hysterical2

Originally posted by JacopeX
I dont care i win or lose
Im jus ready to destroy you
2 night you be staying asleep under R.I.P being loney
i don really wanna see you as a zombie homie
cuz obviously you are way too ugly for me to see
your skin is horny green it looks like seaweed ((lol))
go pick up a copy of a CD from jay-z
maybe you can learn a little sometin
sh*t blows up your braimn insane
you'll kno that hip hop a game thats off the chain
its only for ppl with rhymes in their vains
so quitt bein lame whateva you do nothins gonna change
so what do you do you when get bored at home
PLAY sum Grand Theft Auto!
its only 39.00 so get your sh*t now or no
its the same price even at gamestop
if you cant efford it then get a job!
hop your way like a fobb to the block
find that place mcdonalds and ask for a job
you can flip a burger thats better than jack's
hello sir, may i order a big mac?

That wasnt my best but i save best for last. This battle will go on day after day cuz i gotta sign off at 8:30

to my dear friend Jacopex:

.........................
spittin whack and thinkin you hot
what you was spittin was soft and you shoulda been shot
im surpised those choppy ass lyrics didnt give you a blod clot
as for your raps all you get is endless dots
please a moment of silence...................
ill spit a mad eulogy and leave your soul doused in acid
ever since you was a member you been nonstop blasted
how come i never see you at the hip hop thread
and please tell me 8:30 aint when you gotta go to bed
ill rearange your neurology, and teach you some soul
cuz crack heads can drop better even after a bowl
ill throw black magic at you, dissappear like houdini
here, there, and nowhere jus take my attack
never see it comin it be like vietnam and iraq
ill spit a nice little rhyme
in five minutes time
ill do three times better
in a months time of what you could do
spit Dr. suess and it will still sound better than you
Tengu I am, green eggs and ham, the cat in the hat with a cipher for sam,i close this rhyme of mine it is time,
remeber the Tengu, smart as a fox
see yall later, back to the Boondocks

Originally posted by JacopeX
I dont care i win or lose
Im jus ready to destroy you
2 night you be staying asleep under R.I.P being loney
i don really wanna see you as a zombie homie
cuz obviously you are way too ugly for me to see
your skin is horny green it looks like seaweed ((lol))
go pick up a copy of a CD from jay-z
maybe you can learn a little sometin
sh*t blows up your braimn insane
you'll kno that hip hop a game thats off the chain
its only for ppl with rhymes in their vains
so quitt bein lame whateva you do nothins gonna change
so what do you do you when get bored at home
PLAY sum Grand Theft Auto!
its only 39.00 so get your sh*t now or no
its the same price even at gamestop
if you cant efford it then get a job!
hop your way like a fobb to the block
find that place mcdonalds and ask for a job
you can flip a burger thats better than jack's
hello sir, may i order a big mac?

That wasnt my best but i save best for last. This battle will go on day after day cuz i gotta sign off at 8:30

😆 half that didnt even rhyme

Originally posted by JacopeX
I dont care i win or lose
Im jus ready to destroy you
2 night you be staying asleep under R.I.P being loney
i don really wanna see you as a zombie homie
cuz obviously you are way too ugly for me to see
your skin is horny green it looks like seaweed ((lol))
go pick up a copy of a CD from jay-z
maybe you can learn a little sometin
sh*t blows up your braimn insane
you'll kno that hip hop a game thats off the chain
its only for ppl with rhymes in their vains
so quitt bein lame whateva you do nothins gonna change
so what do you do you when get bored at home
PLAY sum Grand Theft Auto!
its only 39.00 so get your sh*t now or no
its the same price even at gamestop
if you cant efford it then get a job!
hop your way like a fobb to the block
find that place mcdonalds and ask for a job
you can flip a burger thats better than jack's
hello sir, may i order a big mac?

That wasnt my best but i save best for last. This battle will go on day after day cuz i gotta sign off at 8:30

😂 You're a dumbass 😂

Originally posted by -hh-
The day is here for Jacope to spit/
Is he gonna do it real or drop some more bullshit/
Bomb and destroy are my goals in all ciphers
I’ll leave you forgettin your lines like alzheimers
I don’t understand how you can rhyme like that
Go on ebay and buy that giant 50 cent hat
It did no good covering his huge head
And it’ll do no good covering you up when you’re dead
You wanted peace, it didn’t work out
im tired of your trash, i'll spit cancer in your mouth
Just give up, you lie cheat bullshit, it’s a sin
My ring of fire will force you to kill urself like a scorpion

Waste of my time

nice shit!

let me battle you fam, once i get better

until then take it easy on the young'n

Peace

Originally posted by Pointinel
nice shit!

let me battle you fam, once i get better

until then take it easy on the young'n

Peace

my verse wasn't that good...i just wanted to end it fast cuz he claims to be something he's not.

Well ain't that just the case in most of these face-offs, it's like playing poker

Jeez the last time i wrote a rhyme i was a snot nosed little bed wetter/
and to be honest this one wont be a helluva lot better/
im not here to battle, just to have some fun/
so theres no need for you e-thugs to run and get your guns/
my KMC emcee career will by shorter than Gary Colemen/
its not that i dont like it, its just not for old men/
so battle each other with words that cut like knives/
but remember keep it in perspective, we're not trying to ruin lives/
so im outta here, i think ive run out of time/
and to be truthful, im running out of words that rhyme.

😐

Straight gangsta pimpin' koolruzzle, word to my mother wickedph

Wurd

😆 Thanks guys!