Can Superman & Lois have a kid (you need to read this)

It really makes you think:
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Apparantly Superman is to Super for sex with humans.

His ejeculate would come out so fast that it would shoot straight through her like a cannon. Even if they did get her pregnant somehow, all the child would have to do would be to kick her when its in her womb, and it would put a huge hole in her

Originally posted by eleveninches
His ejeculate would come out so fast that it would shoot straight through her like a cannon. Even if they did get her pregnant somehow, all the child would have to do would be to kick her when its in her womb, and it would put a huge hole in her

Originally posted by Creshosk
How does sunlight get into the womb?

I believe Larry Niven wrote this way back in the mid seventies - I've done several threads on this myself since April.

Originally posted by Mr _Whirlysplat
I believe Larry Niven wrote this way back in the mid seventies - I've done several threads on this myself since April.

I thought that someone might have posted it before, but once I saw it I couldn't resist 😄

If she got a tan the baby would burst out, I believe Mallrats discussed this.

So is Superman is a virgin?

Well,Kingdom Come Superman had a child with Wonder Woman.

I think if Lois keeps a significant amount of Kryptonite around,the baby wouldn't be able to burst out of her stomach and she'd have to make sure it isn't enough Kryptonite to kill the baby.

Can Superman and Lois have a baby?

Scientifically, no.

But scientifically speaking, Superman shouldn't exist at all, so who knows?

Okay well I do know that Superman is far to advanced to get a norman human woman pregnant that is why in some comics WonderWoman is usually pregnant with Supermans baby.

I think the only way for them to have sex would be for them to have some Kryptonite around.But another way to do it would be for him to lose his powers,get her pregnant,get his powers back and then after the baby is born get him/her some powers too.

Well, kryptonian and human DNA are compatable.
I remember the last story-arc of the last supergirl series, it had linda having a child with precrisis earth-1 superman (she WAS human, buth with superpowers)

Erm..I dislike people that view things that can't be defined by science as "impossible" They're just dense. Everything can NOT be defined by science.

This reminds me of DBZ..you'd think the same thing for Gokou/Chi-Chi, Vegita/Bulma, etc etc..

Originally posted by Delta 62
Everything can NOT be defined by science.

Tell me one thing that cannot be by science. There's a (scientific) explanation for everything that ever was and or will be.

Originally posted by TheKahn
I thought that someone might have posted it before, but once I saw it I couldn't resist 😄

No probs its very funny 🙂

Yes, they can, because in the comic that they will, someone will invent a special device to allow them to, that's how these things work out.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
Tell me one thing that cannot be by science. There's a (scientific) explanation for everything that ever was and or will be.

The Bermuda Triangle? 🙂

Originally posted by Fanboy
Okay well I do know that Superman is far to advanced to get a norman human woman pregnant that is why in some comics WonderWoman is usually pregnant with Supermans baby.

If you cross Kryptonian DNA with someone made from clay, you get... you get... h'mmm... the Thing?

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
Tell me one thing that cannot be by science. There's a (scientific) explanation for everything that ever was and or will be.

For example people thought that illness was caused by things like bad smells, unbalance of humours in the body, or even spirits.

Then we developed the ability to detect bacteria and viruses and things that really do cause illnesses. Does that mean that the virus's and the like were "impossible" even though we couldn't detect them and thus didn'tk know about their existence?

Anything that IS unexplained now, can probably be explained with the ability to to dect it, to define and classify it and then to know it.

Until such time things that are "magic" or unexplanable, are simply unexplained. And nothing more.