Can Superman & Lois have a kid (you need to read this)

Started by Creshosk4 pages

Originally posted by house
If she got a tan the baby would burst out, I believe Mallrats discussed this.
But how does the yellow LIGHT get to the babies cells?

I can accept his mucles turning him into a cannon, and all that, but in the womb? How does the baby become empowered without the light?

Originally posted by Creshosk
But how does the yellow LIGHT get to the babies cells?

I can accept his mucles turning him into a cannon, and all that, but in the womb? How does the baby become empowered without the light?

Its pre - pre crisis cresh 🙂 Niven wrote it in the seventies 🙂 they had the powers from birth then ergo every cell including gametes had the power.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
Tell me one thing that cannot be by science. There's a (scientific) explanation for everything that ever was and or will be.
Magic is what cannot be explained by science. As soon as it is explained, it stops being magic and becomes science

Blending two different types would create a being 50% superpowers but first this father has to remove his powers to perform the act. And humanity should reach its ultimate level. How about that?

OK, this is my part2. Even having a father with no superpowers his biology should evolve the same way and gain powers.

They can have a kid under red sunlight...

I have seen a red sun in front of my eyes, I swear a god! In the morning when you wake up, open your eyes to a new day-this is from the pokemon cd 2ba master. Hear it, is good music and unique I tell ya. The creators of S knew.

Originally posted by eleveninches
His ejeculate would come out so fast that it would shoot straight through her like a cannon. Even if they did get her pregnant somehow, all the child would have to do would be to kick her when its in her womb, and it would put a huge hole in her

yeah I remember hearing that back sometime by a friend of mine who always read superman and batman comics,that that was why he could not have sex with someone like Lana or Lois Lane.I was always telling him that I sure wish I could be superman,that I wish I could be different than everybody else,thats when he brought up that point to me that superman has his own problems he has to deal with and thats when he mentioned that to me and thats when he remarked to me-if you asked him,he would probably say that he wishes that he was you.Now when I think about it,he's probably right and he convinced me Im better off not being him because i cant imiagine not being able to have sex with a girl,thats a thought I dont even want to think about.

All Supes has to do is have a wank then get the good ole doctor to insert his seed into Lois 😛

The baby should really have no powers in the womb after all, Kryptonians aren't born with super powers and as no sunlight gets into the womb, all is well that ends well 😑

Clark got his powers growing up. When the Kent's found him as a baby he had no powers. He only started to get them when he reached eight or ten. Thus the baby will have no powers until he reaches a certain age and even then its not certain since he is half human.

All right guys heres how it goes... superman ****s woder woman...then puts his sperm in lois... then gives her a special neckless (batman and superman generations) and the kid turns out to half have of supermans powers.... 1/2 of infinity though is still infinity lol

it is possible but very hard and disturbing to contemplate

kryptonian condoms, thats all you need to spred the seed

Originally posted by ash007
Clark got his powers growing up. When the Kent's found him as a baby he had no powers. He only started to get them when he reached eight or ten. Thus the baby will have no powers until he reaches a certain age and even then its not certain since he is half human.

Didn't Clark lift Jonathan's truck up in the air in as a toddler, while smiling?

that was precrisis, and was from the movie, not the comics

Originally posted by eleveninches
that was precrisis, and was from the movie, not the comics
I guess you answered it but I was looking for a yes or no just to know. I know we're going by the comics but I seriously forgot if he did since I haven't watched the movie in a long while.

gratzi.

Has anyone realized he might have a super sizedm peis that's too big for Lois' vagina?

Or that kryptonian reproduction works completely differently, like the mea craps in the woman's mouth or something...

Or how could a kyptonian alien fall for a human. Would that be even possible? I mean, maybe, physiologically speaking, she doesn't have the female kryptonian mannerisms that Kryptonian men may need in order to court a female of the same race. I'm sure they go by different rules genetically.

Maybe he cant even get an ereectioon from an earthling woman... maybe Kryptonian women have a similar manner to Earth men... he only gets turned on by men!