Name Corny and Non-Corny parts in Batman&Robin

Started by Silverstein2 pages

Name Corny and Non-Corny parts in Batman&Robin

name all the corny parts, and non corny parts i batman and robin, try and be specific!

non corny:ending - batman gives mr freeze a chance to redeem himself
corny: bat mastercard
corny: robin complaing a lot

corny: 90% of the dialogue
non-corny: how Robin had the stuff over his lips to protect him

Definetely Corney:

The Bat Platinum card

Definetely, not corny:

End of Batman '89, Batman darkly standing on the edge of a roof-top at night with the Bat-sign in the clouds and his cape waving in semi-slow motion along with the truly victorious Batman song. I don't even think "Batman Begins" had a better part than that.

Batman Begins has the Joker card though

The Joker card cannot be ever ever ever be compared to a credit card. The Joker card is a symbol.

No no don't get me wrong, I didn't say that the Joker card was bad, I thought it was great. I was comparing that to the end of Batman '89, how both had awesome shots.

The credit card was absolutely, without a doubt, beyond ridiculous. Corny dialogue is one thing but campy shit like that was what makes people despise the movie. Schumacher seriously should be pressed to death for that one.

Originally posted by NoFate007
No no don't get me wrong, I didn't say that the Joker card was bad, I thought it was great. I was comparing that to the end of Batman '89, how both had awesome shots.

The credit card was absolutely, without a doubt, beyond ridiculous. Corny dialogue is one thing but campy shit like that was what makes people despise the movie. Schumacher seriously should be pressed to death for that one.

-okay. The Joker cliffhanger off BB was the most amazing

ya, batman and robin was horrible. I dont think there was a single thing that made it good...you gotta admit, george clooneys bat suit is practically like keatons batsuit. except its more rubbery, hs rubber nipples, differnet utility belt.

Corny parts-The whole movie
Non corny parts-When the end credits rolled

Actually, the entire scene in which Batman and Robin are bidding for Poison Ivy is extremely corny and a utterly disrespect for the character. WTF? Batman bidding millions? Joel must have been drunk or on crack.

The only part that was acceptable there was how Grayson says "I'll borrow it off of you". That was an ok joke, but the majority of that film is too retarded to mention.

Corny, everthing.

Non corny, anything.

I like this thread.
Good one Silver

Corny-(Where do I begin)

The butt shots
Bad lines "I was just hanging around" "your about to become compost"
Alfred's brother being named Wilfred
Air surfing on a door????
The Music
The whole idea of trying rip off Adam west's show
Neon lights on everything
Bat Girl
Puns "cool party" "good stems though, buds too"
Mcgregor syndrome
Bane
The lab where bane was created
That dumb old lady in the glasses "Batman & Robin protect us."
Last but not least the sheer disrespect towards the charcter of batman and his supporting cast.

Not Corny-

The costumes (I don't think the nipples are a big deal, I lke Robin's a lot)
I actually liked arnold in the movie "I hate when people talk during da movie"

Corney:
Batman Returns:
Keaton/Wayne beat-scratching BatCD in his bat-turn table attempting to mess the Penguin's speech up.

Non-Corny:
Batman '89:
BatJet rising high above the clouds over Gotham and pausing in front of the Full moon, making the perfect Bat sign, and the noise the dive made afterwards. Sounded like warplane engines diving aerially.

lets see...

Corny:
Three villains, each with half a storyline
The bad puns
That stupid airsurfing scene that defies all physics
The storylines crazy and unstable
Bane has no reason to join Ivy and Freeze
Batgirl
Mastercard
Everything's colourful and zany
It doesn't show Batman as dark, mysterious, or a detective
Every single character's personality is unrealistic

Non-corny:
Freeze's prison
There was an end to it

yeah, Bane was just a huge mindless zombie. I forget but did he even fight batman?

weird: robins suit had a rubber looking body but leather arm-sleeves...or was that his gloves? nevermind

the ice skates
alfred and freeze's wife having the same condition
there was another one, but i can't remember it

Originally posted by Silverstein
yeah, Bane was just a huge mindless zombie. I forget but did he even fight batman?

Yes, but it wasn't much of a fight. This is basically it:

Batman and Robin are looking for Poison Ivy. Batman says "No beauty." Then Bane appears, and Robin says "just the beast!" (note: I cringed there.)
Robin attacks Bane. Bane catches his punches and tosses him down some stairs. While Robin gets chatted up by Ivy, Batman goes up against Bane and despite doing better than Robin, still gets chucked flying.
Ivy chats up Batman instead, and there's some more corny stuff. Meanwhile, it's Robin vs Bane round two. Robin gets strangled by Bane for a bit, then knocked out. Batman gets attcked by Bane, and hits him over the head with an iron bar. This knocks Bane out, and that's about the only fighting you see between Bats and Bane.

It sucked.

lol,most corny thing in B&R;
freeze forcing his henchmen 2 sing along to the mr snow theme tune,i woz thinkin yer like any thug would join someone who forces them to sing 2 children programs

Joel Shcumacher should have been beaten to death for creating this horrible piece of shit.

Originally posted by pmike
lol,most corny thing in B&R;
freeze forcing his henchmen 2 sing along to the mr snow theme tune,i woz thinkin yer like any thug would join someone who forces them to sing 2 children programs

Crap like that was lifted directly off the influence of the TV show. Plus them having stupid names like Frosty.