o.k corney
1 in batman
only thing i can REALY moan about is joker dying and his back story(we should never know it)
2 in returns
rather strange begging to catwoman
sorry but the penguins wanderin about with missiles
3 in piece-o-cak 1(refuse to give either of the following too any credit)
way too much to mention but who the hell cast val kilmer is my main bug with it(jim gave this garbage a "i can watch it and not chew on my own entrails" saving grace but still!!0
and lastly o lord its easier to say this george clooney cud have bin a good person to play bats if it had just not bin in this traversty(and there my entrails go)
Pretty much all thats been mentioned is corny about the film. I thought the 'cancelling the pizza' line at the beggining was corny, the terrible physics (Mr freeze grabs a vine and somehow propels himself across the room, Robin more or less flies in the museum after just using a hockey stick to hop forward, Mr freeze's gun sorta dangles on a pillar or something in the museum and then he throws a fully overgrown man up and knocks it down, door surfing in the sky) and when Robin drives his redbird Bike through the wall of the museum it leaves a perfect Robin logo behind!! And how can a car fly across a gap and not a motobike??? in the bit where Batman cuts out Robins Bike controls (just to have a corny storyline in which Robin has problems with Batmans authority
Non-Corny
Erm???
THE WHOLE MOVIE WAS CORNY SHIT!!!! JOel Schumacher is an utter RETARDED GIMP!! The whole weird party where they see Ivy: corny BS. The mastercards: I'm not even gonna go into what I thought of that. Mr Freeze and his reatrded singing (as in they song along to Mr Snow) gimp slaves. errr... they completely got 2 characters wrong: Batgirl is Commisioner Gordon's daughter and isn't a f**king cow- plus she's ginger/ brown in comics and not that fit! Oh, Bane's a genius, CAN SPEAK, wouldn't be Ivy's SLAVE but would pulverize her and... oh yeah, he gets his Venom supply cut in Knightfalll but that just puts him off full power, doesn't kill the bastard! Then they ripped off:
Mr Freeze(since when has he been a soft, singing Arnie????)
Poison Ivy(she has corny lines and a shit origin).
Batman(he is pro, why would he parade around with what I like to call "retardi-cards" and BID for Ivy!!!!)
Robin(he's more Nightwing but with short hair. He's a corny, homesexual brat! And he's as public obsessed as Bats)
Gordon: He isn't a fat, bumbling buffoon. Nuff said?
Alfred(whose this bro and what kinda name is Wilfred? Who is that Peg *****?)
FILM CORNY BITS:
How can they air- surf on DOORS!?
Why is veryone so campety gay but un- funny!?
Is Joel Schumacher gay or did he try (and fail) to copy the old '60s calssic?
Why'd WB and DC let him back after Forever!? I admit it wasnt so bad but it WAS FREAKIN' BAD!!!!
Did I go too lightly? Oh well... this is a poem I made for you, Joel, you mother f**king arsehole!!!
Joel Schumacher, Joel Schumacher,
He's an utter w**ker,
He called it Batman and Robin,
He's a lyin'... errr... noggin,
For when I when I saw it,
I thought it was a load of BULL SHIT,
Bats and Bobs were like gai lovers,
When I thought they were meant to act like BROTHERS,
Have you ever seen such crap in your life?
Every night I now wait for Joel... with my sharp old KNIFE!