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Family Guy DVDs - Fave quotes

MY fave quote is:

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Peter: I'll Take it!
(runs to phone booth)
(on phone)
Peter: Hello China? i have something you may want, but it's gonna cost ya... That's right.. all the tea...

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This is a funny quote, not my favourite, but funny all the same.

Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."

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This is from The Thin White Line i like this quote it's quite funny.

(Peter has to come up with a fake name on the spot, so he looks around the room to get inspiration)
Peter Griffin: Uh... my name is...(he sees a pea)
Peter Griffin: Pea...
(he sees a woman crying)
Peter Griffin: ... tear...
(he sees a Griffin fly by)
Peter Griffin: ... Griffin. Peter Griffin

scurran Senior Member

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This quote is from that old freak that liked the 'muscly armed paperboy' in the episode "to live and die in dixie'

Answering Machine message
'Sorry to call you so much, just sitting here wondering when the muscley armed paper boys gonna come back and bring me some good news'

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Originally posted by The_Corona
This is a funny quote, not my favourite, but funny all the same.
Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."

I remember that quote--it's pretty funny

The Ones Death Eater

Peter: The grown up in me likes the prospect of fun, But the kid in me is suicidal over what a fat bastard i'll become

Sign: We do not accept bits of string

Peter: Hey Lois, can you grab me a beer? Lois?
Chris: Dad, I think she went out.
Peter: Alright then you be Lois.
Chris: Okay.
Peter: Hey Lois, can you get me a be...oh my God, you've really let yourself go!
Chris: Well maybe if you bought me some nice clothes once in a while!

tabby999 Music Idiot apparently

Peter: Oh no, i knew a guy, bought a car out of the paper, ten years later, BAM! Herpes. I dont want to risk it, were going to a lot"

Wolfie Keep on howling!

Peter: What do you want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? 'Cause I'm married.

tabby999 Music Idiot apparently

Peter: you want awkward! i'll give you awkward, once during sex i called Lois Frank! Beat that sherlock

Mando Senior Member

Peter: why did all the dinosaurs die out?
teacher: because you touch yourself at night.

I can't help but burst out laughing. 😂

Wolfie Keep on howling!

The Grinch: You think you have won, you think all is well. Well kiss my green ass, I shall see you in hell!

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Peter: you want awkward! i'll give you awkward, once during sex i called Lois Frank! Beat that sherlock

I read in Mick Foley's first book that he was having sex with a girl once and she called him Frank. Later, I see that episode. I can't help but think one of the writers is a wrestling fan. That or that's a crazy coincidence.

The_Corona Member

Heres another great quote it's rather funny

Stewie (in car with Brian, says to police officer): We met on the Internet. He lured me into the car with promises of candy and funny stories.

Enjoy!

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heres a goodd'un...

(lois opens a box)
lois: Oh my! an actual human thumb!
Where did you get this???
Peter: (holding hand underneath his arm) Got it on ebay....(throws up)

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Here's another one.

Steve: Well, well, Officer Swanson. You and your friends are dead, you're all dead!
Peter: Oh, good, he thinks we're zombies. He'll leave us alone.