Family Guy DVDs - Fave quotes

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Peter (in prison, getting whistles from other inmates): Wow, people are so nice here. They're gonna be disappointed when they find out I'm not gay but wow!

Peter: It's true what they say about dropping the soap, you can't hold onto that thing to save your life.

Stewie: (While eating) OH YES! YES! THAT IS PRACTICLY ORGASMIC!
Brian: I'll have what he's having

Lois: Oh peter, i love you
Peter: About a quarter past 5

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Quote from 'Mr. Saturday Knight'

Black Knight: You see kids, your father is nothing but a fizzle!
(Peter reappears in armour and on a horse.)
Peter: Nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it! Except for that one guy who called me a fizzle and then ran away, he got away with it. But most of the people who call me a fizzle don't get away with it! Actually he was the only guy to ever call me a fizzle, but after today only half the people who have ever called me a fizzle will have gotten away with it!

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From "viewer Mail #1"

Peter: Make like Siamese twins and split ... and then one of you die.

Peter: I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge!

Peter: Well, we promised Lois we'd use our powers responsibly, but I suppose doing the exact opposite couldn't hurt.

Doctor: Mayor West, you have Lymphoma.
Mayor: Oh My.
Doctor: Probably from rolling around in that Toxic waste. What in God's name were you trying to prove?
Mayor: I was trying to gain super powers.
Doctor: Well that's just silly.
Mayor: Silly yes ... Idiotic ... yes.!

Peter: Oh no. I gotta fart, but I don't know which way to lean.

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Originally posted by U_CHODE
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Orphan boy: Santa can't be Asian! He doesn't drive his sleigh twenty miles under the speed limit with his blinker on!

Orphan: santa can't be black, we don't fear him!

Peter: hey i'll trade you this (bag of white powder) for your cupcake
Recovering Junkie: deal
Peter to Counsellor: hey i'm on your side, its carpet fresh

Lois: He just walked right off the cliff.
Peter: Of course, Christians don't believe in gravity!

And possibly the greatest quote ever....
Peter: Everybody, I've got bad news. We've been cancelled.
Lois: Oh no! Peter, how could they do that?
Peter: Unfortunately, there's just no more room on the schedule. We've just got to accept the fact that Fox has to make room for terrific shows like Dark Angel, Titus, Undeclared, Action, That '80s Show, Wonderfalls, Fastlane, Andy Richter Controls the Universe, Skin, Girls' Club, Cracking Up, The Pitts, Firefly, Get Real, Freakylinks, Wanda at Large, Costello, The Lone Gunmen, A Minute with Stan Hooper, Normal Ohio, Pasadena, Harsh Realm, Keen Eddie, The Street, American Embassy, Cedric the Entertainer, The Tick, Luis, and Greg the Bunny. But if all of those shows flop then we might have a chance.

Quote from Season 1, 'Da Boom'

Brian: Oh my god! They're eating Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa!
Peter: That's crazy...they'll just be hungry again in an hour.