check this picture i found:
http://www.chud.com/chudvd/reviews/images5/familyguy01.jpg
its quite humorous ๐
Quote from 'Mr. Saturday Knight'
Black Knight: You see kids, your father is nothing but a fizzle!
(Peter reappears in armour and on a horse.)
Peter: Nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it! Except for that one guy who called me a fizzle and then ran away, he got away with it. But most of the people who call me a fizzle don't get away with it! Actually he was the only guy to ever call me a fizzle, but after today only half the people who have ever called me a fizzle will have gotten away with it!
he he he ๐
Here are more ๐
From "viewer Mail #1"
Peter: Make like Siamese twins and split ... and then one of you die.
Peter: I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge!
Peter: Well, we promised Lois we'd use our powers responsibly, but I suppose doing the exact opposite couldn't hurt.
Doctor: Mayor West, you have Lymphoma.
Mayor: Oh My.
Doctor: Probably from rolling around in that Toxic waste. What in God's name were you trying to prove?
Mayor: I was trying to gain super powers.
Doctor: Well that's just silly.
Mayor: Silly yes ... Idiotic ... yes.!
Peter: Oh no. I gotta fart, but I don't know which way to lean.
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Originally posted by U_CHODE
check this picture i found:http://www.chud.com/chudvd/reviews/images5/familyguy01.jpg
its quite humorous ๐
U_CHODE u moron there isn't even a effing picture there.
Lois: He just walked right off the cliff.
Peter: Of course, Christians don't believe in gravity!
And possibly the greatest quote ever....
Peter: Everybody, I've got bad news. We've been cancelled.
Lois: Oh no! Peter, how could they do that?
Peter: Unfortunately, there's just no more room on the schedule. We've just got to accept the fact that Fox has to make room for terrific shows like Dark Angel, Titus, Undeclared, Action, That '80s Show, Wonderfalls, Fastlane, Andy Richter Controls the Universe, Skin, Girls' Club, Cracking Up, The Pitts, Firefly, Get Real, Freakylinks, Wanda at Large, Costello, The Lone Gunmen, A Minute with Stan Hooper, Normal Ohio, Pasadena, Harsh Realm, Keen Eddie, The Street, American Embassy, Cedric the Entertainer, The Tick, Luis, and Greg the Bunny. But if all of those shows flop then we might have a chance.