What Women Want....

Here's a funny post I got off of another message board....

Women NEVER say what they really mean, or ask for what they HONESTLY crave. Most of them are so ****ed up in the head (or, let's face it, so shallow and stupid) that they are INCAPABLE of being honest with even themselves.

Every women has two impossible fantasies....first, since she was age four, she has been deluded into believing that she is Cinderella, and that Prince Charming will eventually discover her. This is the basis of her ad, which you stupidly responded to as if it were serious.

Second, she want a Harlequin Romance adventure with a Stud.

When she meets the ******* who turns her on, but treats her like shit, her tiny brain short-circuits. Often, she convinces herself that she can change him. And she can't let go of the Romance Novel crap, so she keeps taking it.

As for Prince Charming...he can't just be sexy and exciting...he has to be PERFECT. It doesn't matter if you fulfill all of the things in her ad, you have to be GOD to be good enough...that's the fantasy, you see. The only way she can be a Princess is if you are, for real, a Prince....rich, handsome, charming, sensitive, sexy, tall, responsible, multi-talented...and of course, perfectly wired to be pussy-whipped by the exact formula of HER, and no other woman on Earth.

That is another interesting delusion women have....because THEY want only one man, they want YOU to want ONLY them....they want you to worship them as not only perfect, but as irreplaceable.

This is because of the Cinderalla fantasy....you see, women have bought into the idea that being UNIQUE is the same as being SPECIAL. That is why they go on and on and on and on about crap like their favorite color. They think that being different makes them VALUABLE all by itself.

And we reinforce that illusion...ironically, not because they ARE uniquely special, but because of something all of them have. We mold ourselves to their little Prince Charming laundry list, not so we can win that oh-so-special, perfect-for-me girl...but to get what they ALL have...PUSSY!

They won't consciously acknowledge it, but this is, for most of them, the ONLY thing they have going for them...the ability to make us CUM.

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My brain hurts

Yeah, not funny at all.

Im not finding it hilarios.....oh wait ; I must be groupthinking.

Originally posted by Lana
Yeah, not funny at all.

Truth Hurts...

Originally posted by GCG
Im not finding it hilarios.....oh wait ; I must be groupthinking.

Once you all aspire to my level of intellect you shall understand the hilarity of the post... 😄

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Originally posted by whobdamandog
Once you all aspire to my level of intellect you shall understand the hilarity of the post... 😄

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Originally posted by whobdamandog
Truth Hurts...

If only it were the truth.

Originally posted by Lana
If only it were the truth.

Why don't you tell us Lana..what the hell do women want? I'm still trying to figure out that one myself. It's probably as big of a mystery as life's creation.

Originally posted by whobdamandog
Why don't you tell us Lana..what the hell do women want? I'm still trying to figure out that one myself. It's probably as big of a mystery as life's creation.

its really not that dificult of a formula.. a man who knows how to be a man yet knows how to treat a woman like a lady yet will allow her to be herself.. thats pretty much it

Originally posted by bilb
its really not that dificult of a formula.. a man who knows how to be a man yet knows how to treat a woman like a lady yet will allow her to be herself.. thats pretty much it

Sounds about right.

Let me be who I am, treat me right, and love me for who I am, despite my flaws.

Originally posted by whobdamandog
Once you all aspire to my level of intellect you shall understand the hilarity of the post... 😄

Im my position, i would have your level of intellect at the expense of experiance.

To whobdamandog...

"You want to know what women want? You want to know what women want? YOU CAN'T HANDLE WHAT WOMEN WANT!"

Go play with yourself...

Few, actually none, of the women I know fit that archetype, but that's the problem with trying to categorise pretty much 50% (give or take a few million) of the worlds population. People, individuals, men or women, often want different things compared to one person or the next - though generally respect, consideration, dedication and understanding are up there for plenty.

because THEY want only one man, they want YOU to want ONLY them....

I don't really see any problem with such an expectation. In fact I expect it in a serious relationship.

Of course there is another question... some would wonder whether there is such a theory for men... are we so much simpler then women? Or is there some warped pseudo psychological fairytale that can be ascribed to the male as well?

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura

Of course there is another question... some would wonder whether there is such a theory for men... are we so much simpler then women? Or is there some warped pseudo psychological fairytale that can be ascribed to the male as well?

oh the tales I could tell 😉

but i wont

Funny how he says that people should aspire to his intellect but fails to notice that he's falling into the obvious pitfall that most guys fall into in asking "What women want".

Not only do women as a gender not "want" things (because they are different), but you don't need to know what women (plural) want. Because you're not going to date the whole gender. You need to know whatever the woman you are dating, wants. Not what some woman in another country wants.

Trying to know what all women want is the aspiration of the stupid. Congrats.

-AC

Originally posted by GCG
Im my position, i would have your level of intellect at the expense of experiance.

This should have read 'I would not have your level of intellect at the expense of experiance.'

I dont whats wrong, but lately i have been doing a lot of mistakes.

Sorry about that.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Funny how he says that people should aspire to his intellect but fails to notice that he's falling into the obvious pitfall that most guys fall into in asking "What women want".

Not only do women as a gender not "want" things (because they are different), but you don't need to know what women (plural) want. Because you're not going to date the whole gender. You need to know whatever the woman you are dating, wants. Not what some woman in another country wants.

Trying to know what all women want is the aspiration of the stupid. Congrats.

-AC

You know, I was going to point that out, but I thought it was just stupidly obvious and shouldn't HAVE to be explained.