What Women Want....

sterotype... Not good.. you can't speak for everyone, each too their own....

That is incredibly generalized, sexist, broad based steretyped cliched and piggish.

I thought it was funny.

So you actually smiled when you read it ?

Originally posted by Lana
You know, I was going to point that out, but I thought it was just stupidly obvious and shouldn't HAVE to be explained.

Sometimes the simplest things in life are the very things people have the most trouble coming to terms with.

Originally posted by GCG
So you actually smiled when you read it ?

Yeah, a tad.

I found it amusing, though there have obviously been better jokes about female cliches and stereotypes.

Originally posted by whobdamandog
Here's a funny post I got off of another message board....

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Haha! I have another great joke. The thing about black people is, they're impossible to please. One minute they just want some watermelon, and the next, they're complaining about the evil system "keeping the black man down"! I mean, geez, one thing at a time, idiots! Besides which, it's a free country, if they weren't so lazy, they could just get a job and get rich like everybody else.

What do black people want to be called? First it was "negro", then it was "colored", then "black", then "African-American". I mean, what the hell? And what's up with them having the right to call each other "******"? Why can't I call anybody that?

I don't see why they don't just go back to Africa!

😱

Wait...

Is nobody laughing yet? 😐

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Every women has two impossible fantasies....first, since she was age four, she has been deluded into believing that she is Cinderella, and that Prince Charming will eventually discover her. This is the basis of her ad, which you stupidly responded to as if it were serious.

When she meets the ******* who turns her on, but treats her like shit, her tiny brain short-circuits. Often, she convinces herself that she can change him. And she can't let go of the Romance Novel crap, so she keeps taking it.

The rest of it's kinda funny...........Maybe we can come up of a list for men...

1. Wants to be to be a police or fireman.
2. wants to be the biggest stud.
3. wants the most beautiful women around.
4. Wants to turn her into his sex slave...everyday.
5. Likes kink a whole lot..
6. Wants her to watch sports 24/7 and still flaunt around in the nude.
7. Wants her to look like a goddess first thing when she gets up.
8. Wants her to say how good he is in bed even if he's passed out.

😑

Originally posted by whobdamandog
Here's a funny post I got off of another message board....

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Yes, those things on the list is what us guys want. lol.

I wanna a perfect guy 🙁

There is no such thing....Sorry..

The best you could do is make a list of what's important to you and keep to it as best you can.....

I know. I don't know what's important to me. I just know when I notice it. 😮

Originally posted by whobdamandog
Here's a funny post I got off of another message board....

As its been already pointed out

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Go play with yourself...

As I can't see anyone else wanting to...

Originally posted by whobdamandog
Here's a funny post I got off of another message board....

👆 😆 😆

Originally posted by whobdamandog
Here's a funny post I got off of another message board....

👆 😆 😆

I am trying to figure out if this was an actual attempt to be funny, or just a pathetic trolling ploy.

Originally posted by KharmaDog
I am trying to figure out if this was an actual attempt to be funny, or just a pathetic trolling ploy.

either way its funny 🙂

Originally posted by debbiejo
There is no such thing....Sorry..

The best you could do is make a list of what's important to you and keep to it as best you can.....

I'd say perfection in a person is subjective -- no one is ACTUALLY perfect, but there may be someone who you find to be perfect to you.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
As its been already pointed out

As I can't see anyone else wanting to...

Ouch 😂

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
As its been already pointed out

As I can't see anyone else wanting to...

One often jokes about the things they themselves wish they could do..I'm already taken sweety..but flattered none the less..

So by that rationale, you wish you could know what women want? (Curious is all).

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
So by that rationale, you wish you could know what women want? (Curious is all).

-AC

Well yes and no..I'm being a bit satirical...however..many men(myself included) don't quite understand the contradictions that are imposed upon them by women who are seeking companions..

They say they want a sensitive man..but he must be tough..

They say they want a serious man..but he must have a sense of humor..

They say they want a man who is not stuck on appearances..however..they request that their mate have the stature and physical appearance of a Greek God.

The list goes on and on..

I believe Chris Rock had it down pat in stand up..when asked what women want..he replied..

"EVERYTHING"..😆 😆

So is it possible and rationale for a women to obtain "everything" she wants in a mate? Or does the desire of wanting "everything.." Really just contradict what "true love" represents?

Come on ladies..thus far you've done little other than provide one line retorts..certainly you can do better than that.