Different ways to say "Let's have Sex"...

Started by -hh-21 pages
-hh- Aesculapius

Originally posted by GCG
"Did i mention my penis is prehensile ?"
😂

Leo.M A Riddle
Originally posted by -hh-
😂 bastard 😂

sorry couldn't help myself 😂 but hay, I'll help you shake the bed so you can get lucky 😉

-hh- Aesculapius

Originally posted by Leo.M
sorry couldn't help myself 😂 but hay, I'll help you shake the bed so you can get lucky 😉
i would have hired you, but she already said i can shake the bed myself naughty

Raven Guardia =^_^=
Originally posted by -hh-
😂

what about "Be like a Squirrel and bury the nuts" 😆

mysterio69 bored as f.uck

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
what about "Be like a Squirrel and bury the nuts" 😆

don't squirrels hide the nuts in the trees? they look funny when they put the nuts in their mouths. and yes, i know there's a joke there, but i just choose not to. 😉

-hh- Aesculapius
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
what about "Be like a Squirrel and bury the nuts" 😆

😂

Leo.M A Riddle

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
what about "Be like a Squirrel and bury the nuts" 😆

😂

Raven Guardia =^_^=
Originally posted by mysterio69
don't squirrels hide the nuts in the trees? they look funny when they put the nuts in their mouths. and yes, i know there's a joke there, but i just choose not to. 😉

I think sometimes they bury them in the ground.

GCG Red Bull

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
what about "Be like a Squirrel and bury the nuts" 😆
😂

as long as the hole is between the branches 🙄

a1hsauce Senior Member

wanna Fosshizzle with my Nizzle 😐

Coldfire <3 <3 <3

Originally posted by Leo.M
sorry couldn't help myself 😂 but hay, I'll help you shake the bed so you can get lucky 😉

Well you might be too busy yourself to help him anyway 😉
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
I think sometimes they bury them in the ground.

Yep they do lol

Raven Guardia =^_^=

this one is stupid but : "Be like a mother bird, and feed me the worm"

GCG Red Bull
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
this one is stupid but : "Be like a mother bird, and feed me the worm"

It will wriggle inside but dont cough it up. 😐

Leo.M A Riddle

Originally posted by Coldfire
Well you might be too busy yourself to help him anyway 😉

Yep they do lol

well i was gonna HELP him angel_not ( i was gonna let him take me into her place and then i was going push him over the porch ) i said nothing 🥷

Snoopbert Senior Member

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
riiiiight....and i really have a lightsaber on my belt.
me too.

Pandemoniac Disco Infernal

Some real funny stuff here, givin it a go too

My head got on 'most wanted' and needs a place to hide

Coldfire <3 <3 <3

Originally posted by GCG
It will wriggle inside but dont cough it up. 😐

😂

GCG Red Bull

😱 "Body to body, skin to skin
open your legs and let it ___ "

Coldfire <3 <3 <3

Originally posted by Leo.M
well i was gonna HELP him angel_not ( i was gonna let him take me into her place and then i was going push him over the porch ) i said nothing 🥷

Uh huh... or you could just leave her to him and find someone who's available 😉

Raven Guardia =^_^=
Originally posted by GCG
It will wriggle inside but dont cough it up. 😐

😆

Originally posted by Leo.M
well i was gonna HELP him angel_not ( i was gonna let him take me into her place and then i was going push him over the porch ) i said nothing 🥷

into?

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Some real funny stuff here, givin it a go too

My head got on 'most wanted' and needs a place to hide


😆