Different ways to say "Let's have Sex"...

what different ways do you know of to let someone know you want to shag them?

"I WANNA LICK YOU UP AND DOWN!!!"

Thats always a way.

"lets play hide the sausage."

Or when they're sleeping strip them naked and lay on top of them and wait 'till they wake up.

"i wanna slip my file into your folder."

LETS **** BABY!

How about you bend over baby and I slip my in your.

How about we let the bear out of its cage and put it in the forest.

"let me put my letter in your envelope."

How about we see what the sex ed teacher was talking about.

Let me park my big rig in your garage naughty

How about just take their clothes off while kissing?
Clever, eh?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
"lets play hide the sausage."

Lets play "Suck My *****"

Or simply..

"Lets schwing!"
or
"Hey, come f*** me!"
It's as easy as that!

I want to dip my head in oil and rub it all over your body.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
I want to dip my head in oil and rub it all over your body.

I've cum to read your meter - IT works for Ron Jeremy everytime - year baby 🙂

The only reason Ron Jeremy is so Legendary its because he has been in the industry for soo long... And gives hope to the average men that are not so attractive. If you can call that hope.

His words not mine.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
The only reason Ron Jeremy is so Legendary its because he has been in the industry for soo long... And gives hope to the average men that are not so attractive. If you can call that hope.

His words not mine.

Yes I am a Legend and I give you all hope - I've come to fix your meter 🙂

Yeah Baby 🙂