Different ways to say "Let's have Sex"...

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BackFire Blood. It's nature's lube

"Pound my vag"

xLiNdS x 622x Boom shakalaka

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

Rogue Jedi Restricted

i wanna park my car in your garage.

-hh- Aesculapius

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
when do we start?

Raven Guardia =^_^=

want a banana float?

D-Double .. and some junk

... gimmie yo goodies.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

show me your hooters, you low class hooker. 😂

mysterio69 bored as f.uck

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
show me your hooters, you low class hooker. 😂

that sounds classy. it'll work well if you have a 'getting kicked in the balls' fetish...because that'll probably get you kicked in balls.

-hh- Aesculapius
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
want a banana float?

in India
I got an Indian chick named Dirty Red
When I cum I just aim for the dot on the forehead
Legs spread, got this girl Benet in France nice
Won't hit it 'cause the ***** too big like Kelly Price
Got head in the bathroom before my next flight

mysterio69 bored as f.uck

Originally posted by -hh-
in India
I got an Indian chick named Dirty Red
When I cum I just aim for the dot on the forehead
Legs spread, got this girl Benet in France nice
Won't hit it 'cause the ***** too big like Kelly Price
Got head in the bathroom before my next flight

nice. especially the whole "dot" thing. 😐

Coldfire <3 <3 <3

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

clapping

mysterio69 bored as f.uck

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

yes, actually...
1. are there going to be paddles involved?
2. is the whipped cream "cool whip"? i hope so.
3. is there a "safe word" for when i can't take it anymore and give up?

-hh- Aesculapius

Originally posted by mysterio69
nice. especially the whole "dot" thing. 😐
those aren't my lyrics, but thanks 😐

mysterio69 bored as f.uck

no prob. 😐 😐 😐 😉

Coldfire <3 <3 <3

Originally posted by mysterio69
yes, actually...
1. are there going to be paddles involved?
2. is the whipped cream "cool whip"? i hope so.
3. is there a "safe word" for when i can't take it anymore and give up?

haha niiiiiice 😛

mysterio69 bored as f.uck

Originally posted by Coldfire
haha niiiiiice 😛

i hate it when the girl brings that tasteless low-fat stuff. i mean, come on...the last thing i'm thinking of at that moment is "ohhh...i really should watch my weight." 😛

Coldfire <3 <3 <3

Originally posted by mysterio69
i hate it when the girl brings that tasteless low-fat stuff. i mean, come on...the last thing i'm thinking of at that moment is "ohhh...i really should watch my weight." 😛

I wouldn't be thinking about that... I'd be looking for the chocolate sauce and strawberries to go with it 😏 😛

mysterio69 bored as f.uck

Originally posted by Coldfire
I wouldn't be thinking about that... I'd be looking for the chocolate sauce and strawberries to go with it 😏 😛

oh god, don't get me started...why'd you mention that? now i'm horny. 🤪

Lana mordrem
Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

😂 that one's great...

I like this one, it's a quote from Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, I think.

"Hey, nice shoes. Wanna ****?"

Coldfire <3 <3 <3

Originally posted by mysterio69
oh god, don't get me started...why'd you mention that? now i'm horny. 🤪

lol sorry hun -patpat- Couldn't help it tho 😛