Lets see uhhh...Malak gets bored and gets disqualified because he leaved the track to see if Malak's hair grown. What a dumbas. Some party ravers thinks the fast green man is a glow stick and abucts Yoda. Luke unfortunately raised his whine mode to *high* causing Luke to be disqualified. C3PO NOW realizes hes a virgin and malfunctions to explosions. With Vader and Windu left, Vader force chokes Windu while he crosses the finish line.