Something troubling me....

Started by DaCanadianMoose5 pages

Something troubling me....

I just bought a new pair of shoes.

So, I get back to the office, and decided to change the ones I have on, for the new ones. In the process of getting the paper that is stuffed in the toe of the new shoes, a small packet, resembling a fast food restaurant salt package, falls out.

I pick it up.

It says: Do not eat

🤨

Who the hell eats things out of there shoes? 😑

just like claymores... the one side says "POINT TOWARDS THE ENEMY"

Honestly after years of training you would of thought the soldiers would of gotten it....

😮

you can't eat things if they're placed in shoes?

Maybe it's like Alice in Wonderland...hmm

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
I just bought a new pair of shoes.

So, I get back to the office, and decided to change the ones I have on, for the new ones. In the process of getting the paper that is stuffed in the toe of the new shoes, a small packet, resembling a fast food restaurant salt package, falls out.

I pick it up.

It says: [B]Do not eat

🤨

Who the hell eats things out of there shoes? 😑 [/B]

It's freshener keeps the shoes smelling nice when they are sitting in a box for a few months they can get a bit smelly that freshens them ✅

think so anyway 😖

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
just like claymores... the one side says "POINT TOWARDS THE ENEMY"

Honestly after years of training you would of thought the soldiers would of gotten it....

😂 Well, yeah, exactly.

I felt like calling the shoe manufacturer and saying, in a choked voice:

"Damnit....I'm dying here....I know it says don't eat, but, I just can't help devouring things that are in my shoes...."

Originally posted by T.M
It's freshener keeps the shoes smelling nice when they are sitting in a box for a few months they can get a bit smelly that freshens them ✅

think so anyway 😖

Honestly though, I don't care much WHAT it is, but WHERE it is.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Honestly though, I don't care much WHAT it is, but WHERE it is.

well if it wasn't there it wouldn't keep the shoes fresh would it....

Originally posted by T.M
well if it wasn't there it wouldn't keep the shoes fresh would it....

And that's fine that it IS there....but, is there really any need to put DO NOT EAT on it? Are the shoe people assuming that we're a bunch of guileless gits?

Originally posted by Clovie
😮

you can't eat things if they're placed in shoes?

Clover.....what have you eaten out of your shoes? 😑

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
And that's fine that it IS there....but, is there really any need to put DO NOT EAT on it? Are the shoe people assuming that we're a bunch of guileless gits?

well yes of course they are.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Clover.....what have you eaten out of your shoes? 😑
used shoes as a box(?) 😕 and put some can or bottle into them 😕

It's probably even more tempting for some people...😛

Eat out of a shoe 😬 now who would do that....

drinking out of a shoe on the other hand.....not so bad 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Clovie
used shoes as a box(?) 😕 and putted some can or bottle into them 😕

There's no ed on put.

So, you drank from a shoe? 😕

Originally posted by Fianna
It's probably even more tempting for some people...😛

Indeed.

*sees that Ash is looking pointedly at him*

What?! Are you intimating that I am one of such people?

Re: Something troubling me....

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Who the hell eats things out of there shoes? 😑

The same people who would not know where to place a stamp if not for the little box on pre-printed envelopes.

The same people who try to sue McDonalds for "making" them fat.

The same people who drive off with a cup of hot coffee between their thighs.

The same people who need to be reminded to make sure a can of spray (any kinda spray) should be pointed away from you before you press the button.

The same people who voted one party into office at all levels of government...twice.

The same people who tailgate (as if that actually works), or drive s...l...o...w...e...r. t...h...a...n. s...h...i...p in the left lane.

The same people who leave for work the same time on bad weather days, figuring they'll just drive faster in the rain or snow.

The same people who think, "My car engine is off, I'm not moving, I'm parked," even though they're 3 feet from the curb and/or taking up 2 spaces.

The same people who decide to chat with the bank teller, after they've done their business, even though there is a line of people behind them.

The same people who - in an empty theater - will decide to sit right in front of you.

The same people who figure that, just because a snack has less calories, they can eat three times as much and not get fat.

The same people who threaten others online, thinking that typed text is truly a fear-inspiring phenomenon.

The same people who may recognize themselves in any of the above and get defensive.

who doesn't?

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
There's no ed on put.

So, you drank from a shoe? 😕

weep
if you wanna point on my spellling, learn polish first. 😬

who? me?

wow you let off some steam there pall!....