Originally posted by Mindship
The same people who would not know where to place a stamp if not for the little box on pre-printed envelopes.The same people who try to sue McDonalds for "making" them fat.
The same people who drive off with a cup of hot coffee between their thighs.
The same people who need to be reminded to make sure a can of spray (any kinda spray) should be pointed away from you before you press the button.
The same people who voted one party into office at all levels of government...twice.
The same people who tailgate (as if that actually works), or drive s...l...o...w...e...r. t...h...a...n. s...h...i...p in the left lane.
The same people who leave for work the same time on bad weather days, figuring they'll just drive faster in the rain or snow.
The same people who think, "My car engine is off, I'm not moving, I'm parked," even though they're 3 feet from the curb and/or taking up 2 spaces.
The same people who decide to chat with the bank teller, after they've done their business, even though there is a line of people behind them.
The same people who - in an empty theater - will decide to sit right in front of you.
The same people who figure that, just because a snack has less calories, they can eat three times as much and not get fat.
The same people who threaten others online, thinking that typed text is truly a fear-inspiring phenomenon.
The same people who may recognize themselves in any of the above and get defensive.
you have way to much time on your hands ✅ 😆
you know...it has come to my attention that there might be some certain elements that would make you want to eat something out of said shoe.....like:
1. what if there is a piece of candy in it
2. what if it WAS actually salt
3. could it be ketchup?
4. what if it was some kind of food that was meant for eating but somehow found its way into your shoe....lets say, someone wanted a grilled cheese, and it somehow wound up in you shoe 😑
hmm? WHAT ABOUT THAT
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
you know...it has come to my attention that there might be some certain elements that would make you want to eat something out of said shoe.....like:
1. what if there is a piece of candy in it
2. what if it WAS actually salt
3. could it be ketchup?
4. what if it was some kind of food that was meant for eating but somehow found its way into your shoe....lets say, someone wanted a grilled cheese, and it somehow wound up in you shoe 😑hmm? WHAT ABOUT THAT
Axel, you need help.
I don't mean to point out the obvious, but you do. Seek out a professional in your area, today.
Originally posted by DaCanadianMoosewha-what?...oh i'm sorry.....my little leprechan was talking to me.....he told me to go up in a rocket ship and do a dance where the original moon landing was faked evillaugh
Axel, you need help.I don't mean to point out the obvious, but you do. Seek out a professional in your area, today.