Prequel pants thread

You simply take a quote from the film and change one of the words with the word: Pants.

"Anakin, you're breaking my pants!"

"From my point of view, the pants are evil!"

"You were my pants, I loved you"

"I've been waiting a long time for this my little green pants"

"Very dangerous, pairing the pants with him. I don't trust him"

"Master, the General's commandship is in my pants." 😛

Omg I love these. But it should be the whole Prequel, since I have one for AOTC. It's "The pants of the darkside has fallen. Begun, the Clone War has."

As for ROTS, hmm.

"I sense a plot, to destroy the Pants."

"It's over Anakin! I have the high pants!"

"You underestimate my pants."

"Only a pants deals in absolutes."

OBI-WAN: Your new pants?

ANAKIN: Padme, I saw your pants

OBI-WAN: You were attacked by your pants, also?

OBI-WAN: He is like my pants ... I cannot do it.

PADME: Anakin, all I want is your pants.

ANAKIN: Love won't save you, Padme. Only my new pants can do that.

this kinda sucks but i'll play along 🙂

LMFAO I LOVE THIS THREAD

Yoda: I hear a new pant you have, Emperor, or should i call you Darth Jeans?

Sidious: Your pants blind you, Master Yoda. Now you will experience the full power of the Pants!

Sidious: At last the pants are no more

Yoda: Not if any pants to say about it i have

Yoda: At an end your pants is and not short enough it was.

Yoda: If so powerful your pants are, why leave?

SIdious: You will not stop me. Pants will become more powerful than either of us.

Yoda: Faith in your new pants misplaced may be as is your pants in the dark side

"Your pants please, we don't want to make a mess of things in front of the Chancellor."

"I can feel your pants, they give you focus, make you stronger." 😱

CODY: Pants him!

"PAAAAANTS!!!! UNLIMITED...PAAAAAAAAAAAANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"once more the sith will rule the galaxy....and we shall have...pants"

😆

Palpatine: Anakin, I'm appointing you to be my personal pants on the Jedi Council.
Anakin: Me? A Master? I'm overwhelmed, sir. But the Council elects its own pants.

Anakin: He knows the ways of the pants.

Padme: I'm not going to die in pants, Anakin.

Anakin: I'm not the pants I should be.

Anakin: You underestimate my pants!

Anakin: No loose pants jokes.

Anakin: R2 will be along in a few moments and then... he'll release us from the pants.

Obi-wan: Well, have you noticed the pants are still up?

Palpatine: You're fulfilling your pants, Anakin

Pants! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Pants Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Pants are everywhere.
In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Pants, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnaped Chancellor Denim, leader of the Galactic Tailors.

As the Separatist Pants Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Capri Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor.

The opression of the pants shall never return, you have lost your pants.

Obi-Wan: Anakin, regardless of how it happened, you find yourself in pants.

"they dont trust you anakin, they see your future...they know your pants will be too strong to control"

"if what you've told me is true, you will have gained my pants"

"so you're blinded by pants?"

"i have the power to save the pants you love!"

"so this is how liberty dies...with thunderous pants"

"the war is over!!! lord sidious promised us pants!!!"

"if into the securty recordings you go, only pants you will find"

"you have done well my new apprentice. now, lord vader, go and bring pants to the empire"

Originally posted by henniestevens
ANAKIN: Love won't save you, Padme. Only my new pants can do that.

btw, i think this one's the funniest
😂

"know the power of the darkside anakin, the power to save your pants"

"it wasn't the first time anakin, remember what you told me about your mother and the pants?"

"but the death of count dooku!" - "His death was a necessary one, soon I will have a new pair of pants, ones far younger and far stronger..!"

"I sense pants" - "next move?" - "spring the pants!!"

"R2 the pants need to be going up not down!"

"The generals command ship is dead ahead!" - "well have you noticed your pants are still up!!!" - "sorry master..."

"pants are the pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.."

"no, no! is because of pants" - "so your pants have blinded you?" - "heh, thats not exactly what I meant"

"my pants have doubled since the last time we met count" - "goood twice the pride, double the fall!"

I could keep going but I dont wanna...

Darth Maul drops his pants:At last I have revealed myself to the Jedi!
...Oh wait thats not quite what he meant and it's not RotS 😑

"Even with an army, General. You must reallized, you are pants..."

"The Council has granted me premission to PANTS you.You will be a Jedi,I promise."~Obi-Wan Kenobi,TPM

"There are not enough PANTS to protect the Republic.We're keepers of the peace.Not soldiers."~Mace Windu,AOTC

ANH-TROOPER: We don't need to see his PANTS.

ROTJ-HAN: If they don't go for this, we're gonna have to get PANTS here pretty quick, Chewie.

ROTJ-LUKE: ... Both are hardworking and will PANTS you well.

and yes I used some from the OT. 😛

Vader: Where is Padme? Is she safe?
Emperor: It seems... in your anger... you... pantsed her...
Vader: I... I couldn't have!!