Prequel pants thread

Started by Ballister12 pages

RotS Obi-Wan: YOU WERE THE CHOSEN PANTS!!!
RotS Anakin: We got him, pants.
RotS Yoda: Discovered the path to pants, an old friend has.
RotS Obi-Wan: Your pants.
RotJ Luke: I am a Jedi like my pants before me.
RotS Palpatine: You are fufilling your pants.

Originally posted by ((The_Anomaly))
"R2 the pants need to be going up not down!"

😂

“I AM the pants”

"Your pants will make a fine addition to my collection."

"Into pants, I must go" - Yoda

Vader's tragic scream: PAAAAAAAAAANTS!

obi wan-spring the pants
droids-drop your pants

I am surprised no one has said it yet:
"May the pants be with you."

it is not a suprise.

Ok this is from AotC but it 'is' labeled prequel:
"The thought of not being with them
makes my stomach turn over - my mouth goes dry. I feel
dizzy. I can't breathe. I'm haunted by the pants you should
never have given me. My heart is beating, hoping those pants
will not become to small."

OBI-WAN: "Have you noticed the pants are still up?""

OBI-WAN: "Blast it ... I can't see . . . my pants are gone."

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PADME: "Anakin, all I want is your pants."

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DARTH SLDIOUS: "I have waited a long time for this moment, my little green friend. At last, the Pants are no more."

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Titles:

The Phantom Pants

Attack of the Pants

Revenge of the Pants

A new Pants

The Pants Strike Back

Return of the Pants.

Feel free to put any book title with pants too!

Shadows of the Pants.

NPO (New Pants Order)

Labyrenth of Pants

Shatterpants.

Heir to the Pants

And many more!

Mace: "skywalker, we have just received word that obi-wan has destroyed general grievous. We are on our way to make sure the chancellor returns his emergency pants back to the senate"

"Get help, you're no match for him. He's a Pants Lord!"
"Chancellor Palpatine, pants are our specialty."
"Your PANTS please, we don't want to make a mess of things in front of the Chancellor.'
"My pants have doubled since the last time we met, Count."
"Good. Twice the pants, double the fall"

"I have brought Peace, Justice, and Pants to my new empire!"

Originally posted by SS_181st_Snow
"I have brought Peace, Justice, and Pants to my new empire!"

How about-
"I have brought peace, security, and justice to my new pants."
"Your new pants"?

"Every, single, Jedi is now an enemy of the Pants."

"Commander Cody, the time has come. Execute Pants 66."

AOTC
"What would Padme do if she were in your pants?!"
"She would do her duty"

"Seeing you alive, brings warm feelings to my pants"-Yoda

quigon "pants will do"

watto "no they wont!"

quigon "pants WILL do"

watto "NO THEY WONT!!! what, you think your some kind of jedi, waving your pants around like that?"

TPM

qui-gon: Here that. that is the sound of a million pants flying this way.
obi-wan: if they find us, they will stink us, wet us, and a million will go on our head.

Originally posted by PVS
quigon "pants will do"

watto "no they wont!"

quigon "pants WILL do"

watto "NO THEY WONT!!! what, you think your some kind of jedi, waving your pants around like that?"

laughing

"Only a pants deals in absolutes."

Surely that one is much better as:

"Only a Sith deals in Pants."

Giving a clue to their true motives.

OT quote, but who cares😛

"Greetings, Exalted One. Allow me to introduce my pants. They are 100% cotton, comfortable and friends with Captain Solo. I know your pants are powerful, mighty Jabba, and that your anger with Solo's pants must be equally powerful. I seek an audience with your Greatness to bargain for Solo's pants. With your pants wisdom, I'm sure that your pants can work out an arrangement which will be mutually beneficial and enable your pants to avoid any unpleasant confrontation. As a token of my pants goodwill, i present to you a gift: these droid's pants. Both are hardworking and will serve your pants well!"