Prequel pants thread

Started by kalsemo12 pages

"Master, I haven't been very appreciative of your pants. I've been arrogant. I apologize."

"Chancellor Palpatine, Sith Pants are our speciality"

"Akakin, you're breaking my pants!!"

Anakin, when trying to land Grevious' ship and he's talking about the flaps and drags fins: "Open all pants."

"The fear of pants is a path to the darkside"

"Rejoice for those around you who transform into The Pants"

"Hold my pants, Ani! Hold my pants, like you did by the lake on Naboo!

"In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you're under...pants" (get it...underpants).
"Are you threatening my pants Master Jedi."
"The Pants will decide your fate."
"I AM the Pants"!!!

Yoda to Younglings: "Lost his pants Master Obi-Wan has. How embarassing."

Originally posted by lordofwar
"Hold my pants, Ani! Hold my pants, like you did by the lake on Naboo!

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Originally posted by lordofwar
Yoda to Younglings: "Lost his pants Master Obi-Wan has. How embarassing."

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This is by far the best thread I've been reading here in months........

and ooops I realize that two of the lines I posted above were already added earlier by someone else....

"Tear this ship apart until you find those pants" -Vader

Palp to Anakin about Padme: "Use my pants, I beg you!"

"Your pants are so... beautiful."
"It's only because I'm so in love with your pants."
"No, it's because I'm so in love with your pants."
"So pants has blinded you?"

Yoda: "Go, I will. Good relations with the pants, I have."

Obi: "Hit the buzz droid's center pants."

Anakin (on his kness): "I pledge myself to your pants."

Battle Droid- "Drop your pants! I said drop'em!"

Anakin on the lava- "I HATE PANTS!"

Obi Wan- "You were supposed to destroy the pants, not wear them"

"go to my pants and await my orders"

Palpatine: Darth Plagueis was a Dark Tailor of the Sith. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side that he could influence the midiclohrians to create... Pants. And sometimes even T-shirts too...

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G.Greivous: Crush them! Make them Pantless!.

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Anakin: We´ve lost something...

Obi: Don´t worry. We are still wearing half the Pants.

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Palpatine: Lord Vader. Can you hear me?.

Vader: Yes Master... Where are my Pants? Are they all right? Are they safe?.

Palpatine: ... it appears in your anger you´ve destroyed them....

Vader: I?!?! I couldn´t have! They were Fine! I Felt It!!!.......... grrauuuuuu.... MY PAAAAAAANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Obi-Wan : "Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to pants!!"

"General Grievous, your pants are shorter than I expected."

C3PO "I feel so pantless"

Palp (AOTC) - "Do this for me in my pants, m'lady!"

Wedge Antilles- "Look at the *SIZE* of that thing in my pants!"

Utapau Maddness!
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Tion Medon: He´s here!. Level 10. Thounsands of Battle Pants...

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Alien of Utapau: Will he bring more Pants?

Tion: He didn´t say...

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Tion: What brought you here Young Jedi?.

Obi: Unfortunatly, the Pants.

Tion: There are no Pants here. Unless you brought them with you.

"Anakin, hold your pants . . . hold your pants. You're not helping here."

"Take your PANTS, young Skywalker!"

AotC
Padme-You really don't like pants do you?
Anakin-I like a few, I am not really sure about one pair.

"It is only natural. He cut off your pants and you wanted revenge"

Obi-Wan (AOTC)-"You're sweating in your pants, relax."

Vader: I Demand that you tare these pants apart untill you find those plans and bring me the passangers i want them alive!

Vader: Bring me my Ship! : Bring me my Pants!

Han: Great Pants kid now lets Blow this thing and go home!

Its against my programming to impersonate pants

Yoda: The Boy has no Pants!

Please obi wan kenobi, your our only pants

"Do you want to buy some pants" "You Dont want to sell me pants" "I dont want to sell you pants" "you want to go home and rethink your life" "i wanna go home and rethink my life"

The chanclleor has been elaborating on a plot by the Jedi to take over my pants...

"Always two there are in my pants, no more, no less. A master and an apprentice."

"Are you sure?"
"I felt him in my pants"
"Strange that I have not"

"Just relax, concentrate."
"What about Padme?"
"She seems to be on top of your pants"