So, I'm thinking of starting a cult...

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
As of this moment, because you say so? What power you have. 😱

Since you held that gun at the Alamo. 😛

Oooh! Great Stab! You're a natural! 👆

Originally posted by eggmayo
We don't need to war on them anymore.
I'll get my army of Pro-Republican hitmen to kill them.

Good. Because we're about peace, love, sex and pinecones. 🙂

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Good. Because we're about peace, love, sex and pinecones. 🙂

Originally posted by eggmayo
Eww. Back to Satanism for me.
Love, sex and gluttony. droolio Ah... gluttony.

Not to worry mate, we're heavy on the sex and not so much on the peace and love. 😉

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Not to worry mate, we're heavy on the sex and not so much on the peace and love. 😉

Originally posted by eggmayo
Ah, consider me back.

Good stuff junior!

*snaps him with a towel*

Now, get on outta here and have you some sex. 🙂

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Good stuff junior!

*snaps him with a towel*

Now, get on outta here and have you some sex. 🙂

😖leep:

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Followers - that would be the hunters tracking you - so what? I take what I can get.

Pine cones at airports... *rings anti-terror squad* Yeah? *calls Gender reassignment squad*

Surgically implanted antlers - you are not implanting your "antler" in me! Like you've ever complained!

30 wives because they keep divorcing you! I got nuthin.

The only god of mousse is ONKEN! http://www.onkendairy.co.uk/products_mousse.aspx Not nice.

and moosekteers? arnt they the soldiers who fire lead shot out of muskets???

Sign in blood, right here.
😄

*uses sword to cut mooses tail off and signs name*

well you didnt say I had to use my own blood... 🙄

Originally posted by TigerLover
*uses sword to cut mooses tail off and signs name*

well you didnt say I had to use my own blood... 🙄

Listen girlfriend, I dunno what kind of sick, moose hating biatch you are, but that bloody huuurrrtttt!

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Listen girlfriend, I dunno what kind of sick, moose hating biatch you are, but that bloody huuurrrtttt!

it wasnt your tail! 😐

did I say I cut off DaCanadianMooses tail with a sword?

NO!!!

so get over the idea that your the only friggin moose in the woods! schmoll

Originally posted by TigerLover
it wasnt your tail! 😐

did I say I cut off DaCanadianMooses tail with a sword?

[b]NO!!!

so get over the idea that your the only friggin moose in the woods! schmoll [/B]

I AM the only Moose in dese here woods, mofo. afro2

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
I [B]AM the only Moose in dese here woods, mofo. afro2 [/B]

apart from all those ones over there! *points at the herd of moose huddled in the corner*

Originally posted by TigerLover
apart from all those ones over there! *points at the herd of moose huddled in the corner*

Those are not Moose, those are Albanian women.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Those are not Moose, those are Albanian women.

Reall? *looks closer* OMG so they are!

I'm such a f.ork!doh

o0o0 I wanna join... o.o

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Those are not Moose, those are Albanian women.

Moose I seen a moose today!!!! In vermont!