So, I'm thinking of starting a cult...
You know, the kind where, I am the centrifugal figure, the head honcho, the Main Moose, and I have followers who will obey my every command and carry out my whims and fanatical views.
Think of it as a special club for the socially inept. For those who need a domineering force in their lives to tell them what to do.
We'll pass out pine cones at major airports and solicit for money.
Everyone can have antlers surgically implanted into their heads.
I will take upwards of 30 wives and sire countless offspring.
We'll all make a pact to join the Pagan Moose God, Bullwinkle in the netherworld, when life on earth gets too mundane.
And we'll call ourselves, The Mooseketeers.
So, who's first to sign up? 🙂