-=- Last time you had Sex? -=-

Started by Morning_Glory451 pages
Morning_Glory Sleeping In My Soul

yesterday evening, it was really good eat

Kharhmah ...

11 Dec - 9:30pm, 10:20pm, 11:45pm
12 Dec - 6:15am

N.B. All times are approximate.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Kharhmah
11 Dec - 9:30pm, 10:20pm, 11:45pm
12 Dec - 6:15am

N.B. All times are approximate.

How YOU doin'.

BobbyD Animal Lover

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Are you sure?

This morning.

Twas, I. Thanks, Sunshine. 🙂

BobbyD Animal Lover

Originally posted by Kharhmah
11 Dec - 9:30pm, 10:20pm, 11:45pm
12 Dec - 6:15am

N.B. All times are approximate.

The 6:15am was best. I was already erect. ..y'know morning wood n' all. 😛

Kharhmah ...
Originally posted by BobbyD
The 6:15am was best. I was already erect. ..y'know morning wood n' all. 😛

Yeah... right....

fyi... "You" hadn't been to sleep.

Lacan Grahf Restricted

Going on 8 weeks. 🙁

REXXXX Networking

Little over a month. Breakups are awesooome...

BobbyD Animal Lover

Originally posted by Kharhmah
Yeah... right....

fyi... "You" hadn't been to sleep.

I try but you always want to go at it. 😮‍💨

BobbyD Animal Lover
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
yesterday evening, it was really good eat

Nah, it wasn't THAT good. 😛

(kidding)

Kharhmah ...

Originally posted by BobbyD
I try but you always want to go at it. 😮‍💨

bermm

right.....

mikeydude Cleveland is the Reason.

Originally posted by BobbyD
I try but you always want to go at it. 😮‍💨
Originally posted by Kharhmah
bermm

right.....


lol.

BobbyD Animal Lover

Originally posted by Kharhmah
bermm

right.....

Exactly. 😛

Kharhmah ...

/sigh.

Never mind. facepalm

BobbyD Animal Lover

Originally posted by Kharhmah
/sigh.

Never mind. facepalm

You're so sexy when you're frustrated. 😄

Cherrywild Make me want it.

Two days ago. And I'm pining. Ugggggh I'm freaking addicted.

BobbyD Animal Lover
Originally posted by Cherrywild
Two days ago. And I'm pining. Ugggggh I'm freaking addicted.

Well, hello there. 😮‍💨

dadudemon Senior Member
Originally posted by Cherrywild
Two days ago. And I'm pining. Ugggggh I'm freaking addicted.

What is "pining" mean?

That isn't a sarcastic or rude question: I legitimately do not know. 🙁

Edit - Looked it up on UrbanDictionary. I did not know. lol It makes sense, in context, now.

Cherrywild Make me want it.

Originally posted by dadudemon
What is "pining" mean?

That isn't a sarcastic or rude question: I legitimately do not know. 🙁

Edit - Looked it up on UrbanDictionary. I did not know. lol It makes sense, in context, now.

"pine
O.E. pinian "torture, torment, afflict, cause to suffer," from *pine "pain, torture, punishment," possibly ult. from L. poena "punishment, penalty," from Gk. poine (see penal). A Latin word that rode into Germanic (cf. M.Du. pinen, O.H.G. pinon, O.N. pina ) with Christianity. Intransitive sense of "to languish, waste away" is first recorded c.1440. "

"To pine over someone is to miss them dreadfully with feelings of great sadness. "When my dog had to be put to sleep, I pined over her for ... "

Originally posted by BobbyD
Well, hello there. 😮‍💨
No vag, no service.

Dave_97 Party Dave

Originally posted by Cherrywild
No vag, no service.

so if i get a sex change, then i'll stand a shot?
cause i'll do it.

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