-=- Last time you had Sex? -=-

Originally posted by Cherrywild
"pine
O.E. pinian "torture, torment, afflict, cause to suffer," from *pine "pain, torture, punishment," possibly ult. from L. poena "punishment, penalty," from Gk. poine (see penal). A Latin word that rode into Germanic (cf. M.Du. pinen, O.H.G. pinon, O.N. pina ) with Christianity. Intransitive sense of "to languish, waste away" is first recorded c.1440. "

"To pine over someone is to miss them dreadfully with feelings of great sadness. "When my dog had to be put to sleep, I pined over her for ..."

Thanks! 😊

Yeah, found it on urbandictionary very shortly after I posted.

Originally posted by Cherrywild
No vag, no service.

😆 😆 😆 😆

There's NO way that you are a girl...that's like.....EXACTLY what I used to say to my gay friends. 😆

Also, tis a shame: the men losing such a perfect woman to the other side. At least it is also to another beautiful woman: barely a loss of us men. 😄

Originally posted by Cherrywild
No vag, no service.

I'll gladly watch. Oh can I? Can I? Huh? Can I? Can I? Oh please? I promise to behave!?

🙂

I wonder what its like.

Last time I had sex, lets see here....Never.

This morning.

Christmas gifts.

Girlfriend woke me up with a handjob this morning. 👆

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Christmas gifts.

Umm.........

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Girlfriend woke me up with a handjob this morning. 👆

Umm.........

20 minutes ago. Wake up sex!

Originally posted by LanceWindu
20 minutes ago. Wake up sex!

The best kind!

Had a quickie yesterday afternoon. NOM.

I haven't had sex in about 2 months. I expect that time to increase, unfortunately.

Originally posted by Eon Blue
I haven't had sex in about 2 months. I expect that time to increase, unfortunately.

If you had a vagina and breasts, I would remedy that for you. 😄

It's been so long, I forget. D':

Originally posted by immaturerainbow
It's been so long, I forget. D':

I find that hard to believe beautiful one, you must have a cue of men round the block begging to service your needs. I know if you were in Malaysia, I would love to be your sex slave.

Originally posted by immaturerainbow
It's been so long, I forget. D':

Meh, your soon to be Mr. Right for the evening will come along sooner or later.
😛

15 minutes ago, finished just 2 minutes before she had to run out the door to get to work.

Over two weeks ago

Originally posted by Validity
I find that hard to believe beautiful one, you must have a cue of men round the block begging to service your needs. I know if you were in Malaysia, I would love to be your sex slave.

Lol... I'm sorry but that cracked me up.

about 5 months ago