-=- Last time you had Sex? -=-

Started by Stealth Moose451 pages
Originally posted by rudester
Man i cant go a week without having sex, u guys depress me! Go out and explore, find out more about urself, groups or just one on one. I keep on evolving so its hard to find someone that pleases me, but i love it all. I love kissing best, body contact, toys, oils, drugs...well not all cus drugs are dangerous but in moderation. My best friends a 32 year old virgin and i just think its a shame he could be happyier.

I heard kissing is a gateway drug to more and more depraved sex, followed by disease, children, and a considerable absence of free time and funds.

It's like meth, but far more insidious and transitory.

Originally posted by wilco
There is a saying - you don't kiss and tell! 😉

What if there wasn't any kissing...?

Amish-style?

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Amish-style?

The young Amish..17-19 yrs old, they have a gap year to fulfill their experience in the outside world, they can come up or leave for good.

I've heard, the young Amish are full on (orgies and sh*t) Drugs and so forth.

Do you read, mate? hahahahaha I can't fully read that good now, but, I'm better than you! 😆 🤣

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Amish-style?

Kissing's hard when 69ing. And so am I.

I lol'd.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Kissing's hard when 69ing. And so am I.

Kissing's also hard when you have your mouth full.. and when you have your face in a pillow.

1/9/14
Creampied her

Originally posted by StarCraft2
1/9/14
Creampied her

highfive

creampie, you stuffed a twinkie in her cooter?

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
creampie, you stuffed a twinkie in her cooter?

I inseminated her vag-jj

So we may have little Starcraft 2s running around in 9 months or so

God help us.

This is too funny.

What if she doesn't take the pill and she ends up impregnated? What does your mom think about you having unprotected sex with women her age?

It'll be awkward at the knitting gathering on weekends.

Originally posted by Astner
What if she doesn't take the pill and she ends up impregnated? What does your mom think about you having unprotected sex with women her age?

Older women can be extremely attractive/sexy; really depends on the woman, so I'd not try to offhand insult him for going older.

Look at it this way, it's not like he got punched in the face by some guy who was slipping it to his girl in the back cos he's a beta-male. Right?

On Friday with my boyfriend.

Yesterday morning.

Originally posted by Robtard
Older women can be extremely attractive/sexy; really depends on the woman, so I'd not try to offhand insult him for going older.

Look at it this way, it's not like he got punched in the face by some guy who was slipping it to his girl in the back cos he's a beta-male. Right?


I agree, it may sound creepy but one time I had sex with one my mom's far relatives , she was 15 years younger than my mother but she was also 14 years older than me, i was 20 in that time, there were many beautiful girls around my age that I could have sex with but I couldn't stop thinking about her and I finally seduced her : D and got one of my best sex ever !! And I didn't wear protection, I was really lucky though.