-=- Last time you had Sex? -=-

Started by Nuke Nixon451 pages

FVCK OFF ADBOT!

I’ve never had sex. I’ve still not had my first kiss yet (being kissed on the cheek doesn’t count), but there was this one time that I was given actually given consent to slap a woman’s ass, but it was really brief because my hand bounced right off and I was more shocked at the act of doing it than satisfied. At the time, I was 17 and a half, whereas she was 18, so it was sort of cool. But I honestly still think kissing sounds like a better experience because it seems more intimate.

That's a nice wholesome thought, 2 things are going to happen when you figure it out.

1. Kissing is overrated and does nothing for you or her.
2. You'll wish you had made an effort to do the sex sooner.
2a. Or you'll find out it's a lot of work for a few seconds of intense pleasure.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
That's a nice wholesome thought, 2 things are going to happen when you figure it out.

1. Kissing is overrated and does nothing for you or her.
2. You'll wish you had made an effort to do the sex sooner.
2a. Or you'll find out it's a lot of work for a few seconds of intense pleasure.

So, kissing isn’t any better than slapping someone’s ass?

Both are worthless in my opinion. Why slap an ass when you can caress it, rub it, savor the feel and the soft heat of it.

Kiss a woman, eh might as well kiss your own hand for all the good it'll do.
Kiss a woman's inner thigh, not the goodies mind you, just all around it, it'll drive her insane and the next thing you know you got a river pouring out down there.

Find out what's really fun, then you'll be far more satisfied when it's over.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Both are worthless in my opinion. Why slap an ass when you can caress it, rub it, savor the feel and the soft heat of it.

Kiss a woman, eh might as well kiss your own hand for all the good it'll do.
Kiss a woman's inner thigh, not the goodies mind you, just all around it, it'll drive her insane and the next thing you know you got a river pouring out down there.

Find out what's really fun, then you'll be far more satisfied when it's over.

Well, I wasn’t given any permission to do most of the stuff you mentioned. I was only gave me permission to slap her ass once whilst she had her clothes on, that’s it.

Oh for fvcks sake.

I haven't been a virgin in 22 years I can't remember how to start this up.

I wasn’t even trying to lose my virginity.....

Yeah I was a virgin too all the time I didn't try to lose it.

Motivation is the key factor.

fu#k yeah, anal

About 30 min ago.

Eight days ago. Starting to get restless.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
fu#k yeah, anal

About 30 min ago.

What? I thought you were married and straight?

I forgot about this thread

Originally posted by rudester
What? I thought you were married and straight?

Yeah, training the wife to take it. 👿 😈

Poor her.

2 hrs ago.

Originally posted by rudester
Poor her.

She's a champ.

Hey, she wouldn't let me do it if she didn't want to do it. *shrug* 😇

Just tell her to take a deep breath as you go in. It makes it more easy. Go very slow at first and consider buying her a douch; to clean out her bum bum. They sell them at most pharmacies for constipation.

Meant douche

She has an enima looking thing to cleanse the colon prior to activity, yes.