-=- Last time you had Sex? -=-

About 30 minutes ago, that friend of a friend of my eX, really nice lady, not as hung as I usually go for but she made up for it in enthusiasm.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
She has an enima looking thing to cleanse the colon prior to activity, yes.

Ages ago

I don't know if I'm going to get this right, but I have regular sex with one girlfriend. And it's not exactly what you think. I mean a pocket girl like here . That's what it means to be faithful and always ready. I'm sick of my wife's constant mood swings and stuff. Who's tried that? How does it feel? I hope my wife never reads this post and separates me and my "friend" ))))

Just get a divorce and sleep with whomever

Fvck off stupid Adbot Scammer dickhead fvckboi polesmoking thundercvnt!!

Not you Rude.

20 minutes ago. Going to wear me out if this keep up, sheesh.

Atleast you are getting some. /\

This chick is like Pepe Le Pew, try and go to the kitchen for a snack and ya get yoinked back in and mauled.

Well it'll probably be a while for me.

Wife pissed me off and we argued and I decided to sleep on the couch.

Ugh.

That is rough times my friend.

Yeah, the first time I decided to sleep on the couch from an argument since we got married. Hopefully the last time, too... ugh.

Last night.

And hopefully some more anal tonight 😈

Yup, I probed Heranus last night. 😈😎

Not to be confused with Uranus!

I'm not sure if this counts, I gave my tgf a handy in the McDonalds, actually makes the burgers taste better oddly enough.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I'm not sure if this counts, I gave my tgf a handy in the McDonalds, actually makes the burgers taste better oddly enough.

I hope (s)he returned the favor?

I was like 'ya wanna quickie in the bathroom?' but she was not having that nonsense, so we went back to my place and proper boned like civilized degenerates.

Good. Do it right, not in some nasty Micky Dees bathroom. 👆

Last night. It's typically our weekend activity. 😛

Early this morning before she bounced, going to need a lot of coffee to recover from that.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Early this morning before she bounced, going to need a lot of coffee to recover from that.

Ah, morning sex. I miss that. I haven't done that since I got married, heh..