-=- Last time you had Sex? -=-

Started by ~Da Moose~451 pages
Originally posted by LethalFemme
And then we'll watch sad movies, braid one another's hair and paint each others toenails.curlers

And I can give you a facial.

🥷

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
And I can give you a facial.

🥷

Kinda had that one coming huh? 😂

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Kinda had that one coming huh? 😂

Sort of.

Still, I would have to know you REALLY well to do that. 😉

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Sort of.

Still, I would have to know you REALLY well to do that. 😉

Yes because I would just so easily let you.🙄

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Yes because I would just so easily let you.🙄

REALLY? Thanks! You're a real friend!! hug

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
REALLY? Thanks! You're a real friend!! hug

Please if I let you we'd be more than friends.😛

*Smacks ass* Now make me a sandwich.😮‍💨

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Please if I let you we'd be more than friends.😛

*Smacks ass* Now make me a sandwich.😮‍💨

Wooo! *jumps*

Ham or tuna? notworthywinkiss

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Wooo! *jumps*

Ham or tuna? notworthywinkiss

Turkey.😛

Hey you guys!

Room for a little one? eyes

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Turkey.😛

Turkey...right....umm....I have no turkey.

I do have Spam, and......... *sees the look on her face*

I'll go get some turkey.

*runs out*

Originally posted by Syren
Hey you guys!

Room for a little one? eyes

Oh shut up Kerry! I thought that was private between us... 😠

Originally posted by Syren
Hey you guys!

Room for a little one? eyes

You know what they say?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Turkey...right....umm....I have no turkey.

I do have Spam, and......... *sees the look on her face*

I'll go get some turkey.

*runs out*

Hurry back.😛

four months ...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh shut up Kerry! I thought that was private between us... 😠

I was talking about myself... sounds like someone has a complex 😂

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You know what they say?

Hurry back.😛

*runs back in with a live turkey*

I'm back....

Originally posted by Syren
I was talking about myself... sounds like someone has a complex 😂

Do tell.🙂

Originally posted by Syren
I was talking about myself... sounds like someone has a complex 😂

Heh heh.....yeah....erm...I knew that.....you know me, the old kidder...guy.... 😑

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*runs back in with a live turkey*

I'm back....

This is gonna get messy. On second thought forget the sandwich.

We'll eat it live *produces fork* 😱

Originally posted by Syren
We'll eat it live *produces fork* 😱

If you're into eating live food...........you should have told me.eyes