-=- Last time you had Sex? -=-

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Gahhhh..... droolio

Pfft...I'm like a bloodhound honey, I never lose my way.

Anyone seen my pants? 😕

I was in them just a second ago.😕

hysterical

Originally posted by Syren
Do I have to have a reason?

No, just the time and the energy.

Originally posted by Syren
hysterical

I'm trying.😂

You're classic... I'm gonna have to go get some coke and popcorn.

Originally posted by Syren
You're classic... I'm gonna have to go get some coke and popcorn.

Was that for me?blushing

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I was in them just a second ago.😕

😂

I think it's gonna be a good day...

I think I'll go for a walk outside now,
The summer sun's calling my name, I hear it now.
I just can't stay inside all day,
I've got to get out, gimme some of those rays.

Everybody's smiling (sunshine day),
Everybody's laughing (sunshine day),
Everybody seems so happy today in the sunshine day.

Oooh. Can't you dig the sunshine?
Feel the sun and the rays.
Can't you hear it calling your name?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Was that for me?blushing

Yup. You're like the spunky little temptress I used to be.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😂

I think it's gonna be a good day...

I think I'll go for a walk outside now,
The summer sun's calling my name, I hear it now.
I just can't stay inside all day,
I've got to get out, gimme some of those rays.

Everybody's smiling (sunshine day),
Everybody's laughing (sunshine day),
Everybody seems so happy today in the sunshine day.

Oooh. Can't you dig the sunshine?
Feel the sun and the rays.
Can't you hear it calling your name?

Ok, Moose. Pass the spliff.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I can handle it. As long as I get some timeouts.

Originally posted by Syren
Ok, Moose. Pass the spliff.

Ok....*passes it over*

but just so you know, I love the Brady Bunch songs with or without spliff.

Sha na na na na na na na na,
Sha na na na na.
Sha na na na na na na na na,
Sha na na na na.

Autumn turns to winter,
And winter turns to spring.
It doesn't go just for seasons you know,
It goes for everything.

The same is true for voices,
When boys begin to grow.
You gotta take a lesson from Mother Nature,
And if you do you'll know.

When it's time to change (when it's time to change),
Don't fight the tide, go along for the ride,
Don't ya see.
When it's time to change, you've got to rearrange,
Who you are and what you're gonna be.
Sha na na na na na na na na
Sha na na na na.
Sha na na na na na na na na na
Sha na na na na

Day by day you're facing the changes you've been through,
A little bit of living, a little bit of growing all adds up to you.
Every boy's a man inside,
A girl a woman too.
And if you want to reach your destiny,
Then here's what you can do.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😂

I think it's gonna be a good day...

I think I'll go for a walk outside now,
The summer sun's calling my name, I hear it now.
I just can't stay inside all day,
I've got to get out, gimme some of those rays.

Everybody's smiling (sunshine day),
Everybody's laughing (sunshine day),
Everybody seems so happy today in the sunshine day.

Oooh. Can't you dig the sunshine?
Feel the sun and the rays.
Can't you hear it calling your name?

Oh wimoweh
(Repeats)

In the Jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle, the quiet jungle
The lion sleeps tonight

(Chorus)
Oh wimoweh Oh wimoweh
Wimoweh (Repeats)

Near the village, the peaceful village
The lion sleeps tonight
Near the village, the quiet village
The lion sleeps tonight

(Chorus)

Hush, my darling, don't fear, my darling
The lion sleeps tonight
Hush, my darling, don't fear, my darling
The lion sleeps tonight

Originally posted by Syren
Yup. You're like the spunky little temptress I used to be.

That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.cry

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Oh wimoweh
(Repeats)

In the Jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle, the quiet jungle
The lion sleeps tonight

(Chorus)
Oh wimoweh Oh wimoweh
Wimoweh (Repeats)

Near the village, the peaceful village
The lion sleeps tonight
Near the village, the quiet village
The lion sleeps tonight

(Chorus)

Hush, my darling, don't fear, my darling
The lion sleeps tonight
Hush, my darling, don't fear, my darling
The lion sleeps tonight

That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.cry

Note: In the song above, what animal is NOT sleeping?

That's right, the Moose.

Why?

Because he's too busy being out knockin boots with the lions bit'ches. 😎

Originally posted by LethalFemme

That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.cry

You earned it babeh eyes

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Note: In the song above, what animal is NOT sleeping?

That's right, the Moose.

Why?

Because he's too busy being out knockin boots with the lions bit'ches. 😎

clapping

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Note: In the song above, what animal is NOT sleeping?

That's right, the Moose.

Why?

Because he's too busy being out knockin boots with the lions bit'ches. 😎

If you're a Moose and they're lions aren't they gonna eat you and not in the way I or Syren are accustomed to?

Originally posted by Syren
You earned it babeh eyes

clapping

I feel so honored.😂

Originally posted by LethalFemme
If you're a Moose and they're lions aren't they gonna eat you and not in the way I or Syren are accustomed to?

They may ravage his naked body, are we not accustomed to that?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
If you're a Moose and they're lions aren't they gonna eat you and not in the way I or Syren are accustomed to?

hysterical

Ahem, no. In fact they will not.

However, point of fact, if they were to try, I'd tell them straight up that they would eat me however the hell I wanted them to.

Which would, invariably lead to them eating me with their incisors and molars....

Originally posted by Syren
They may ravage his naked body, are we not accustomed to that?

True and in the end he will be weak and need sustenance but. he'll still be alive.😂

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
hysterical

Ahem, no. In fact they will not.

However, point of fact, if they were to try, I'd tell them straight up that they would eat me however the hell I wanted them to.

Which would, invariably lead to them eating me with their incisors and molars....

As long as they put their mouths on you huh?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
True and in the end he will be weak and need sustenance but. he'll still be alive.😂

As long as they put their mouths on you huh?

That first part bothers me.

As to the second, something like that, but, now this conversation is getting a trifle sick.