Name the superheroes who could duplicate Jesus' miracles.

I'm a Christian, and I think I was the one who posted those Jesus vs Greek Pantheon pics around here.

Originally posted by Dizzle
Now, you have to wonder just how many actual, serious Christians would be seriously offended by this... Jesus didn't need to get resurrected. He jumped off the cross, healed himself, and went apeshit on Zeus. It's like a freaking Chuck Norris story. I'd go as far as to say that this is pretty close to a bastardization of the Bible... This story being both inaccurate and purpose-defeating. Jesus was a human, in every aspect. He could get God to do some pretty sweet stuff for him, but he himself was human. That's the whole POINT of Jesus. Honestly!

Taken lightly, that's pretty freaking hilarious though. Jesus is hardcore.

The whole point of Jesus is that he God turned flesh...he was God in human form, not just human form and thats its....Jesus was human in every aspect but one....he never sinned

I have sinned........many, many times before.............it was mainly with my body........I'm so ashamed.......cry

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I have sinned........many, many times before.............it was mainly with my body........I'm so ashamed.......cry

So, all I've come up with is:

Surfer
Shaman
Strange
MAYBE Thor
Classic Wanda.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I have sinned........many, many times before.............it was mainly with my body........I'm so ashamed.......cry

Now now,dear.It'll all be okay. 🙂

Originally posted by long pig
I've sinned with your body, too. 😮

Dude,that's sick! 😠

Originally posted by long pig
So, all I've come up with is:

Surfer
Shaman
Strange
MAYBE Thor
Classic Wanda.

You're forgetting Superman Prime,he had resurrection powers.But wait,you hate Superman!

Originally posted by Ultimate Hulk43
You're forgetting Superman Prime,he had resurrection powers.But wait,you hate Superman!

Originally posted by Ultimate Hulk43
You're forgetting Superman Prime,he had resurrection powers.But wait,you hate Superman!

Originally posted by long pig
I've sinned with your body, too. 😮

😱 when?

You were asleep, you didn't notice a thing.

Originally posted by long pig
You were asleep, you didn't notice a thing.

😱 is that a good thing to admit? 😂

P to the E to the N to the E to the T to the R to the A to the T to the I to the O to the N.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I have sinned........many, many times before.............it was mainly with my body........I'm so ashamed.......cry

In my pants.

>_> I am SUCH a bad person.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I have sinned........many, many times before.............it was mainly with my body........I'm so ashamed.......cry

Hey-hey-hey, thanks for sharing. (0_0)b

(OK, I just wanted an excuse to debut that smiley. I guess truly, none are innocent.)

Originally posted by Khellendros
I'm a Christian, and I think I was the one who posted those Jesus vs Greek Pantheon pics around here.

I took them from another internet site.... didn't know they'd been here before

Originally posted by long pig
Of all the non-cosmic superheroes on earth, which ones could duplicate every single one of Jesus' miracles?

Here's the list.
Jesus had power over nature. Jesus exhibited power over nature when he turned water into wine, calmed the tempest, and walked on the sea (Jn. 2: 1-11; Mk. 4: 35-41; 6: 47-50).

Demonstrations of his power over the demon world. Jesus cured a demoniac (demon possessed person, Mk. 1: 23-27). He challenged and cured a violent demoniac and a demon possessed person who was both blind and dumb (Mk. 5: 1-13, Matt. 12: 22, 23).

Jesus displayed miraculous power over the material realm. Jesus manifestly displayed miraculous ability over the material in the feeding of the five thousand (Mk. 6: 37-44).

Jesus was triumphant over physical diseases and infirmities. Jesus healed the mother of Peter's wife of a physical abnormality (Mk. 1: 30, 31). Jesus healed "every sickness and every disease among the people" (Matt. 9: 35). He even restored sight to the blind (Matt. 9: 27-31).

Jesus demonstrated his power over death. Jesus raised Jairus' daughter, the widow's son, and Lazarus from the dead (Mk. 5: 22-24; 35-43; Lk. 7: 11-17; Jn. 11: 34-46).

Are you people thick or summat? The idea of Jesus is what he represents. If he was living in the time of mutants and marvels, he would perform feats considered astounding by their standards. Nobody can replace that.

Originally posted by willRules
Are you people thick or summat? The idea of Jesus is what he represents. If he was living in the time of mutants and marvels, he would perform feats considered astounding by their standards. Nobody can replace that.

not even David Blaine? 😕

Originally posted by Creshosk
That's debateable actually. . .since the dialouge refers to superman of the 5th dimension.

Still,it's Superman right?