Name the superheroes who could duplicate Jesus' miracles.

Started by Ultimate Hulk433 pages
Originally posted by long pig
You were asleep, you didn't notice a thing.

Rrrrrrriiiiiight.2guns

Originally posted by Next Venom_girl
Mel Gibson?

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Originally posted by long pig
P to the E to the N to the E to the T to the R to the A to the T to the I to the O to the N.

you should have woke me 🙁

Im a Christian ( or at least i used to be). I hate when people have a hissy fit about jokes on the catholic religion. Catholics, especially in America moreso than anywhere else(not slagging anyone off but it is genmerally acceted to be true), are way too uptight about this kinda stuff. It is funny and it is not blasphemus or insulting and i dont see how it can be considered that way. I suppose your the kinda person who found the film Dogma insulting and all and someone who freaked out about the Da Vinci Code.

never mind last post, dont know what i did there for that to end up here

Jesus kicks ass.......

Indeed he does !!!

As a Olympian Polytheist, I'm shocked and offended by the crude portrayal of my Gods, and I demand they be taken off this site at once!

Originally posted by demigawd
As a Olympian Polytheist, I'm shocked and offended by the crude portrayal of my Gods, and I demand they be taken off this site at once!

😆 😆 this is honestly one of the funniest things i have heard here 😂 Ares will have his vengeance!!! 😈

Originally posted by demigawd
As a Olympian Polytheist, I'm shocked and offended by the crude portrayal of my Gods, and I demand they be taken off this site at once!

Originally posted by Scoobless
He also took down the entire Greek Pantheon:

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😆 WOW. Now I've seen everything. How long now before the Vs. Jesus threads show up...

Personally, I'm a Christian, and I'm actually at a Bible College to be a missionary with the Assemblies of God. I've got to say, the comic strip where Jesus gets off the cross and beats down the Greek "gods" is awesome, and somewhat Biblically correct. Especially if you believe that the Greek gods were in a spiritual sense, demonic, because what was the cross, but God's ultimate smackdown laid upon the devil?

I dunno, I just really thought it was good. Of course, I don't know the complete context or what happened afterwards in this comic book, but man.... that was good stuff that I saw.

Later, God bless.

you have to admit that Zues and Co were asking for it though.....

The Doctor.

In the Authority comics, one of The D's past incarnations was Jesus. Within the Wildstorm continuity, every major founder of a religion (Mohammad, Jesus, the Buddha, etc.) was an incarnation of The Doctor....though they didn't always know it.

Originally posted by DigiMark007
The Doctor.

In the Authority comics, one of The D's past incarnations was Jesus. Within the Wildstorm continuity, every major founder of a religion (Mohammad, Jesus, the Buddha, etc.) was an incarnation of The Doctor....though they didn't always know it.

and then the Junkie Doctor started his own religion.... 🙂

majestic, he can do anything

Originally posted by Scoobless
you have to admit that Zues and Co were asking for it though.....

indeed they were, personaly i would have turned their punk asses to salt and leave it at that.....

"I have sinned........many, many times before.............it was mainly with my body........I'm so ashamed......."

And you will continue to do so huh 😉

"As a Olympian Polytheist, I'm shocked and offended by the crude portrayal of my Gods, and I demand they be taken off this site at once!"

Haha gold!