Guys, when your Gal says this, what do you say?

When your gal says "do i look fat in this?", what do you say?

well...tell her shes fat your dead. lie to your dead...either way your dead.

well, luckily, with FJ, i have no worries here. not an ounce of fat on her. but i have been in this situation before.

I dont say anything i grab her and hug her and make out with her, and she forgets the whooooooooole thing 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
well...tell her shes fat your dead. lie to your dead...either way your dead.

Hum, usually its

"Yes you do" = Dead
"No of course not!" (truth) = "You Lying bastard!" = Dead.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
When your gal says "do i look fat in this?", what do you say?

I'd say

"Are you kidding me? You could crack walnuts with that thing"

Originally posted by a1hsauce
I dont say anything i grab her and hug her and make out with her, and she forgets the whooooooooole thing 😖hifty:

you sly little devil.......men are so sly for their own benefit 😠

Yes, now take it off naughty

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
you sly little devil.......men are so sly for their own benefit 😠

or "does my buut look big in these jeans?"

Why can't you tell her if she does look fat in that thing? 😕

Like tell her that "I'm afraid that this thing doesn't suit you, and is actually making you look worse than if you were wearing...[name of the cloth you look her the best in]"

all.
simple and not lying.

When I ever come to the point of asking this question, then I expect an honest answer. Period.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

THAT WILL GET A GUY KILLED QUICKER THAN SHIT.

Shit kills people? 😕

Anyway, i've never been in that situation, but if i were i'd probably be going crazy because we're running late or something and just go "NO YOUR ASS LOOKS THE SAME GODDAMN WAY IT LOOKED YESTERDAY IN THE SAME GODDAMN JEANS!!!!!!!!!"

And then i'd run 🙁

"no baby, i love your fat"

"if your gonna ask me that question with every piece of clothing, you may as well wear nothing at all. That way we both benefit in so many ways droolio"

"um... i cant tell, i lost my glasses"

"why bother worrying you gonna take it off later anyways naughty"

"Dont worry no one will notice. I'll distract them"

"if your fat then what am i?"

"Dont worry, i like fat chicks anyways."

"Dont worry i"ll hide your fat with mine"

before they have a chance to ask, you say:
"do I look fat in this."

" i cant tell, ive lost my glasses?"
*watches as she cuts your nads off*

I say "Of course darling. But then again you look fat in EVERYTHING!"

Originally posted by a1hsauce
I dont say anything i grab her and hug her and make out with her, and she forgets the whooooooooole thing 😖hifty:

😂 good way to avoid it.

Originally posted by amity75
I say "Of course darling. But then again you look fat in EVERYTHING!"

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
When your gal says "do i look fat in this?", what do you say?

a) any girl who asks a man, if shes fat, should be told ''yes, you look like a beast''