Guys, when your Gal says this, what do you say?

"well thats what happens when you get pregnant"

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
or "does my buut look big in these jeans?"

- Those jeans don't make your butt look fat, all those afternoon escapades to McDonalds do

THARRR SHE BLOWS....CAP'N!!!!

I'd say no. But she's never said that.

Girls who ask that don't deserve an answer. If they're asking you, it means they've already decided if they do or don't, but wanna see how you answer for their own benefit.

If YOU think you look fat in it, wear something else. You're going to anyway.

-AC

i'd say "yes... as a matter of fact, you look fatter in every dress you try on. on this note, i'm breaking up with you. next time get something from the plus size section."

i hate insecure people.

I say if YOU think you're fat, then you deal with. I don't care how you look. I still love you the way you are.

I'd pull off a Cartman:
God Dammit, why is everybody asking me if they're fat? I swear if someone aks me if they're fat again I'll... I'll... I'll kick you square in the nuts!

Say something like, "of course not, you are statuesque."