Guys, have you ever zipped up too fast and.....

OUCH!!!!!

ouch.... no i haven't thank god..

Nope and I hope I'll never will.

me neither. i never stop being careful though. it happened to a buddy of mine years ago at a club.

I tend to take my time while zipping, to not cause a problem.

Oh man I did that once when I was a little kid, it was one of the most painful things I've ever had happen, I'd honestly rather be kicked in the nuts. It was horrible, the tip was all cut up and it hurt to pee for like a week.

all my new jeans will henceforth be buttonfly, as jerry seinfeld said, "thats one area of my body where i dont need sharp interlocking teeth."

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
all my new jeans will henceforth be buttonfly, as jerry seinfeld said, "thats one area of my body where i dont need sharp interlocking teeth."

i also saw what happened to poor ted in "theres something about mary."

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
all my new jeans will henceforth be buttonfly, as jerry seinfeld said, "thats one area of my body where i dont need sharp interlocking teeth."

😆

true though

exactly. dont wanna end up like john bobbitt.

No, I look down and make sure the property is tucked away in the security of boxer shorts 😎

yes OWY!

Princess did it? 😖 *backs out of topic...runs off crying*

It hurts me ALOT!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
OUCH!!!!!

you got that right

Originally posted by Princess-Puppy~
yes OWY!

Originally posted by Princess-Puppy~
It hurts me ALOT!

.... 🤨

😐

There's something about Mary. 😆

Good stuff, though, that I never have...

you saw the scene where he zips himself

Holy shit that shuldve hurt

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
OUCH!!!!!