Guys, have you ever zipped up too fast and.....

Started by Princess-Puppy~4 pages

Originally posted by JToTheP
😑 Is that even on topic? Or just an activity or oddness? 😛
FROM THE ZIPPER! 😆 🙁

poor princess 😛 😑

Originally posted by JToTheP
poor princess 😛 😑
Hmmmmmmm........ 😘

SHES GONNA BLOW! *dives*

Originally posted by JToTheP
SHES GONNA BLOW! *dives*
No I feel like puking because I had that nasty cut! 😠 😆 😠

Sure you did Princess, I believe you. 😉

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Well, AC, It can quite clearly happen to any guy, especially if they've got a penis that exceeds an inch in size, unlike yours. 🙂

Haha, oh you. I was just warming up my H and A keys, then I realise that you just aren't funny at all. Anyway, what was I going to say, oh yeah:

I do think you'll find that any man who is careless enough to not clearly retract his penis and get it caught while zipping up, is an idiot. Men should have the common sense to know that you zip up after everything is away. You are in no position to comment unless you have a penis. A possibility I'm not completely overruling right now 🙂.

Any man who can't handle the simple task of that is lacking more than penis size my dear.

Think before you post to me.

-AC

he said penis! 😱 😛

Lol. You make me laugh.

Better run now, he said you have a manhood. 😛

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
No, I do think you'll find that any man who is careless enough to not clearly retract his penis and get it caught while zipping up, is an idiot. Men should have the common sense to know that you zip up after everything is away.

Any man who can't handle the simple task of that is lacking more than penis size my dear.

Think before you post to me.

-AC

I find myself in a rare situation. I agree with AC. Save the collective gasps and shock. He's right.

When I was 4, maybe 5, I think it happened once. ONCE. I learned well enough back THEN that it hurt like bloody freaking hell and I have made sure in the ensuing 20+ years that it never repeats itlsef, no matter HOW much of a hurry I was in.

I think it must be some deep rooted inner male ego boost thing.

"Oh man I have such a large penis that I get it caught when zipping up! Oh...my...God! That is SOOO teen comedy of me! Aren't I funny?"

No, you're a complete idiot. End of story.

-AC

you do have to be amazingly idiotic to be...catching yourself... when you zip up ✅

fare enough if you are very young or drunk possibly but any other time there is no excuse.

Originally posted by JToTheP
Better run now, he said you have a manhood. 😛

Oh Im scared now. *Runs off crying*
I know someone who begs to differ, anway.

I bet he cant figure out who. 😛

Originally posted by JToTheP
I bet he cant figure out who. 😛

*Gasp* No, Never! 🙂

😂 you're crazy 😛

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Oh Im scared now. *Runs off crying*
I know someone who begs to differ, anway.

Talking about me?

Originally posted by JToTheP
😂 you're crazy 😛

I know ✅ teehee.
Originally posted by Bloigen
Talking about me?

Nope 🙂

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Nope 🙂

You know you want me.