Spelling, grammer and punctuation

Originally posted by VanillaCocaCola
Whose... "Whose bike is this?".

"It's its bike"

I've never seen an it ride a bike 😛

Originally posted by Syren
I've never seen an it ride a bike 😛

That is your fault then.

I'm sure it is. Also sure I'll get over it.

Whoops, there we go 😊

Sorry VVD, but Mark Twain didn't need it................ 😉

Originally posted by debbiejo
Sorry VVD, but Mark Twain didn't need it................ 😉

Ok, here's something you always do. This is why people usually have no clue what you are talking about.

'It'. What? What?

WHAT?

Mark Twain didn't even know how to spell.............and look at him today.........well don't actually look at him............he's not lookin too good right now......

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
Ok, here's something you always do. This is why people usually have no clue what you are talking about.

'It'. What? What?

WHAT?

Oh, I thought that was an inside joke or something....

Originally posted by debbiejo
Mark Twain didn't even know how to spell.............and look at him today.........well don't actually look at him............he's not lookin too good right now......

Oh...

You were just making things up.

I'm serious!! 😠 LOL

Can anybody hear me *echo, echo, echo*

Originally posted by debbiejo
I'm serious!! 😠 LOL

I honestly don't doubt that.

Don't patronize me ..........

Look spell check..........hahahaha 🤣

I've always used grammar, I cant even remember when I started using it, it's been so long.

I guess it's just, addicting, I should say?

i dun lik tlkin lik dis

I lover grammer......hehe 🙄

David Crystal on 'linguistic Fundamentalists'...

I'm a big fan of Crystal. He's cool.

I fear he's taken a little too long to catch the back of that bandwagon.

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
I fear he's taken a little too long to catch the back of that bandwagon.

He's been on it a while, it's just his most recent comment on prescriptivism.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
He's been on it a while, it's just his most recent comment on prescriptivism.

I mean the selling-many-books-by-hanging-on-for-dear-life-to-the-back-of-Lynne-Truss'-floral-print-dress bandwagon.

K

Here is another one.

"Mutton yesterday, mutton today, and blimey, if it don’t look like mutton again tomorrer.”

Proper English or it could be consider an acceptable form of a dialect.

Whoever guess from where the sentence comes from, gets a cookie. 313

Why wasn't Lordxyz's grammar thread just merged with this one? Would it be anything to do with a mod being on the losing end of a debate?