Dude Women Love me!!! I think its my pants...

so i was at the local Safeway right, buying some groceries, I walk up to pay for em when the gurl at the register is like "you have your club card?"

I'm like "Nah, I dont gots one"

She goes "Aight!"

she looks around and pulls a club card out of her register swipes it then gives it to me

I'm like "Aaahhh fo sho fo sho!"

ended up knocking off a couple Washingtons off the bill 😎

So yah I think its cause of my Pants 😄

Oh dude, you should have jumped into her pants! icon5

In more developed countries than Australia, that's known as sexual abuse mhm

your pants? 😂

sexual abuse is right sil 😛

Originally posted by silver_tears
In more developed countries than Australia, that's known as sexual abuse mhm

In...my world...Im...king 😐

Im coolmhm

Originally posted by silver_tears
In more developed countries than Australia, that's known as sexual abuse mhm

Originally posted by Pyrofly
your pants? 😂

sexual abuse is right sil 😛

Originally posted by a1hsauce
so i was at the local Safeway right, buying some groceries, I walk up to pay for em when the gurl at the register is like "you have your club card?"

I'm like "Nah, I dont gots one"

She goes "Aight!"

she looks around and pulls a club card out of her register swipes it then gives it to me

I'm like "Aaahhh fo sho fo sho!"

ended up knocking off a couple Washingtons off the bill 😎

So yah I think its cause of my Pants 😄

That's cause your pants are h.....cool 😎

Originally posted by a1hsauce
ouch

Yeah, she hurt me...hurt me real bad weep

Originally posted by Darth_Amidala
That's cause your pants are h.....cool 😎

Originally posted by Mišt
Yeah, she hurt me...hurt me real bad weep

Originally posted by silver_tears
In more developed countries than Australia, that's known as sexual abuse mhm

Originally posted by a1hsauce
I think its cause of my Pants 😄

Or the thing stickin out of them.. 😐

Originally posted by a1hsauce

youre not gonna take that crap from here!?

No, HELL NO!

*sends ST a letter detailing outlines of hurtful posts which may have occured in the vicinity of me*

Take that you devil woman you! 😈

are you calling me unsophisticated as well? cry

Originally posted by a1hsauce
so i was at the local Safeway right, buying some groceries, I walk up to pay for em when the gurl at the register is like "you have your club card?"

I'm like "Nah, I dont gots one"

She goes "Aight!"

she looks around and pulls a club card out of her register swipes it then gives it to me

I'm like "Aaahhh fo sho fo sho!"

ended up knocking off a couple Washingtons off the bill 😎

So yah I think its cause of my Pants 😄

Maybe it's what's IN your pants 😉

Originally posted by a1hsauce
ouch

😱 Theyre Corduroy!!!

😱 my Scoobey Doo Boxers!!!!!

Originally posted by Imaginary
are you calling me unsophisticated as well? cry

Maybe it's what's IN your pants 😉

I ALREADY SAID THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😒:

No no, I think its his actual pants, those pockets....the zip...the seams..OH GOD!droolio

Originally posted by Vathu
Or the thing stickin out of them.. 😐

Originally posted by Pyrofly
😱 what colour?!

i think pants are cool.
without them, there would be too much freedom in this world.
or would that be better?