Dude Women Love me!!! I think its my pants...

Originally posted by a1hsauce
lol nope i dont 😛

😖hifty: it could be arranged

😱

Originally posted by Mišt
In...my world...Im...king 😐

You Know, Comming from A schizophrenic that makes perfect sense.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
😱 now thats an idea ✅

Isn't it though 😱

very...only a great mind would have thought that up ✅

Originally posted by a1hsauce
so i was at the local Safeway right, buying some groceries, I walk up to pay for em when the gurl at the register is like "you have your club card?"

I'm like "Nah, I dont gots one"

She goes "Aight!"

she looks around and pulls a club card out of her register swipes it then gives it to me

I'm like "Aaahhh fo sho fo sho!"

ended up knocking off a couple Washingtons off the bill 😎

So yah I think its cause of my Pants 😄

bordom 😖hifty:

Originally posted by a1hsauce
very...only a great mind would have thought that up ✅

😮
It was under the influence of extraordinary pants.... 😎

Originally posted by a1hsauce
bordom 😖hifty:

Poor hsauce.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
bordom 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Darth_Amidala
😮
It was under the influence of extraordinary pants.... 😎

Poor hsauce.

Originally posted by bordom
uh oh what did i do inorder to get those eyes??? 😛

Originally posted by a1hsauce

😄ohh nothing

okie dokie hehe 😊

Oh gosh, wouldn't want to rip a seem... 🙄

Originally posted by Darth_Amidala
Oh gosh, wouldn't want to rip a seem... 🙄

Originally posted by a1hsauce
course not...cause then youd have to sow it 🥷

An awful punishment 😖hifty:

Originally posted by a1hsauce
course not...cause then youd have to sow it 🥷

runs up behind a1 and pants him........then steals them..............Mine all Mineclap

Originally posted by Darth_Amidala
An awful punishment 😖hifty:

Originally posted by LethalFemme
runs up behind a1 and pants him........then steals them..............Mine all Mineclap

My guess:

You shoplifted a cucumber ?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
I wouldnt be wearing them 😖hifty:

I was going to say something, but I really shouldn't 😖hifty:

Originally posted by GCG
My guess:

You shoplifted a cucumber ?

Originally posted by Darth_Amidala
I was going to say something, but I really shouldn't 😖hifty:

Originally posted by a1hsauce
ssshhhh they havent figured it out yet 😄

ohhh do tell...

can i say something?

but of course