Character Ownage

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Parmaniac Evincar of KMC

Originally posted by abhilegend
What should actually happen
There was a Superman/Batman issue with 2 kids debating their fight like people do here, which, at least imo, was pretty accurate and similar to this.

abhilegend Prince of All Saiyans
Originally posted by Parmaniac
There was a Superman/Batman issue with 2 kids debating their fight like people do here, which, at least imo, was pretty accurate and similar to this.

Oh yes, it was superman/batman 78 but the batgod prevailed and said that he would win even without kryptonite. At least in DCnU Kal shows him who's the boss.

Mshinu Star for a Brain

Batboot to the head

abhilegend Prince of All Saiyans

Originally posted by Mshinu
Batboot to the head

That all got rebooted though and in that fight superman was going to crush batman's head but the effects of red kryptonite wore off after 24 hours. 😈

Mshinu Star for a Brain
Originally posted by abhilegend
That all got rebooted though and in that fight superman was going to crush batman's head but the effects of red kryptonite wore off after 24 hours.

New reboot, new ways for Batsy to humiliate supes. Just wait and see 😉

abhilegend Prince of All Saiyans

OOPS, looks like even in old DCU superman always chokes Batgod.

abhilegend Prince of All Saiyans
Originally posted by Mshinu
New reboot, new ways for Batsy to humiliate supes. Just wait and see 😉

We'll see, we'll see. But the odds are now stacked against Batsy. This superman would not take his crap and remain silent, he would shove them so far up in his ass that even the coming generations of brucey would born without buttholes.

Fanboy Senior Member

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golem370 Senior Member

Originally posted by abhilegend

OOPS, looks like even in old DCU superman always chokes Batgod.

What percentage of strength his Superman using to hold Batman like that 1%?

abhilegend Prince of All Saiyans

^ That's a cover golem from Batman 612.

Lord Feron Senior Member
Originally posted by golem370
What percentage of strength his Superman using to hold Batman like that 1%?

just enough strength for him to get an erection...

Mshinu Star for a Brain
Originally posted by Lord Feron
just enough strength for him to get an erection...

Yeah.. can you see the sweat drops in his face in the last panel here? Looks like sheer excitement to me 😆

Originally posted by abhilegend
psycho gundam The Nightmare of Solomon

Originally posted by CosmicComet
that's a sweet beard
he looks like kevin nash

golem370 Senior Member

I have always figured Superman would have no problem beating Batman.

Parmaniac Evincar of KMC

Originally posted by golem370
I have always figured Superman would have no problem beating Batman.
That's not really something to figure out the simple absence of a cranial tumor leads to that conclusion.

golem370 Senior Member

I am sure there is some bat fans out there who think he would beat Supes

Parmaniac Evincar of KMC
golem370 Senior Member

I always figured Superman could kills bats with a eye beam while floating in space. I could see somebody saying Batman pulls out a mirror and reflects if back at him or something like that 😘

carver9 Senior Member
Originally posted by abhilegend
Superman owns batman

Guy...do you have this comic?

Loving the new Supes.

-Pr- Hey Yo!

Originally posted by carver9
Guy...do you have this comic?

Loving the new Supes.

It's out on wednesday. Justice League #2.

Link to more of the preview:

http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/exclusive-preview-batman-fights-superman-in-justice-league-20111013