Character Ownage

Started by TheGodKiller5,121 pages

Originally posted by janus77
As Rulk stated - whilst using the mallet to bash Thor's face in - the enchantment has a loophole in space, zero gravity.

It was a retarded explanation nonetheless . Weightless doesn't equate to massless . Not to mention that they were talking to each other in space .

Originally posted by janus77
Yes, sure... That explains why Rulk was no-selling OF Thor's best attacks before he even touched Thor.

Rulk only attacked him after OF Thor had hit him several times, but one hit from Rulk opened OF Thor right up.

No sold his best attacks? In round two Thors initial two strikes almost killed Rulk. Indeed because he was holding hands with Uatu before he one shot him 😐

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
It was a retarded explanation nonetheless . Weightless doesn't equate to massless . Not to mention that they were talking to each other in space .

Rulk KOed a Watcher, killed the most powerful Elder of the Universe, trolled Dormammu and people are hung up about him bypassing Mjolnir's enchantment by using a loophole. Really? 😕

Originally posted by zopzop
Rulk KOed a Watcher, killed the most powerful Elder of the Universe, trolled Dormammu and people are hung up about him bypassing Mjolnir's enchantment by using a loophole. Really? 😕
It was a shitty loop hole. Rulk is a mess of a character as is but to use shitty loop holes just to embarrass Thor 😆

Well, the loophole has been used prior to Rulk ever doing so, to be fair.

Originally posted by zopzop
Rulk KOed a Watcher, killed the most powerful Elder of the Universe, trolled Dormammu and people are hung up about him bypassing Mjolnir's enchantment by using a loophole. Really? 😕

I am not as much hung up on the feat , as I am on the explanation given for the feat . Marvel used zero gravity based weightlessness(even that is stupid as they confused weight with mass) in space to explain how he did what he did , and in the SAME instance both him and Thor are shown talking in space .

They should have just left it at that , instead of trying to give a "scientific" explanation for the feat .

Originally posted by iceman24567
No sold his best attacks? In round two Thors initial two strikes almost killed Rulk. Indeed because he was holding hands with Uatu before he one shot him 😐

You don't score too highly on reading comprehension do you? Needless to say, your 'issues' are not the ones you wrote up there.

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
It was a retarded explanation nonetheless . Weightless doesn't equate to massless . Not to mention that they were talking to each other in space .

A little perspective? we're discussing a "god" fighting a big red gamma-powered monster!

Originally posted by JayDaDon
I loled at the Phuck. That is not the right response to getting bludgeoned in the head by a hammer 😆
lol right? Something like "BLEAGH!" would fit better in that situation.

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
The Almighty Headbutt isn't exclusive to the Odin family , it seems :

The NOSE damn it. You hit your opponent in the nose. That's how this attack works in RL. Hitting someone on the forehead really IS retarded. And this chick's been trained to fight by Cyclops, Cable and Logan... Ugh...

Originally posted by janus77
You don't score too highly on reading comprehension do you? Needless to say, your 'issues' are not the ones you wrote up there.

A little perspective? we're discussing a "god" fighting a big red gamma-powered monster!

I comprehend very well what you wrote its just more lowballing on your part typical since Thor is the topic. Again Rulk doesn't need to touch to absorb energy and even if he did who is to say he didn't absorb Thors energy on impact?

Originally posted by iceman24567
It was a shitty loop hole. Rulk is a mess of a character as is but to use shitty loop holes just to embarrass Thor 😆

He humiliated Uatu, Dormammu and the most powerful Elder of the Universe. What makes Thor so special? I'd consider the previous three humiliations much more insulting to the intelligence than Rulk using some retarded "gravity loophole" to pummel Thor.

Originally posted by janus77
As Rulk stated - whilst using the mallet to bash Thor's face in - the enchantment has a loophole in space, zero gravity.

Ofcourse, he could have done what Savage Hulk did and use Thor as a glove to hold the mallet, but Rulk isn't so sophisticated.

It's retarded writing. Not to mention it straight up ignores the enchantment.

Originally posted by zopzop
He humiliated Uatu, Dormammu and the most powerful Elder of the Universe. What makes Thor so special? I'd consider the previous three humiliations much more insulting to the intelligence than Rulk using some retarded "gravity loophole" to pummel Thor.
Nah i meant he could have easily just beaten Thor without the hammer the shitty loop hole and the shitty explanation wasn't needed though he did beat Surfer up with his own board where they do that at

Originally posted by janus77
A little perspective? we're discussing a "god" fighting a big red gamma-powered monster!

If that's the case , then there shouldn't be a need to use RL physics to explain what the Big Red Bub did in his confrontation with the Goldilocks god , and then happily ignore another aspect of the physics-based explanation just to create a "WTF" moment in a comic issue .

Originally posted by -Pr-
It's retarded writing. Not to mention it straight up ignores the enchantment.

So is Thor even managing to hit Surfer, when we know how fast Surfer can move. You whine because it's a Hulk that did it, nothing more.

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
If that's the case , then there shouldn't be a need to use RL physics to explain what the Big Red Bub did in his confrontation with the Goldilocks god , and then happily ignore another aspect of the physics-based explanation just to create a "WTF" moment in a comic issue .

No, the "RL physics" are just decorative, they always have been. Why do you think so many "debates" in the vs forums come down to feats rather than H1... whatever's calculus and "science"?

It's only there to placate Thor-fans who can't distinguish the appearance of "a physics", from the real thing. Ofcourse the irony of Thor-fans complaining about the science is lost on them.

Originally posted by janus77
No, the "RL physics" are just decorative, they always have been. Why do you think so many "debates" in the vs forums come down to feats rather than H1... whatever's calculus and "science"?

It's only there to placate Thor-fans who can't distinguish the appearance of "a physics", from the real thing. Ofcourse the irony of Thor-fans complaining about the science is lost on them.


They aren't decorative in this case , because they are being used ON-PANEL to explain how a particular character(Ross) has achieved a particular feat(swinging around Thor's hammer) , in a very faulty manner . Either properly understand the concept you use to explain a comic book (PIS)scene , or just let it remain at that , i.e a ridiculous(one of the many that exist when it comes to Loebforce Rulk) feat performed just for creating a lame@$$ WTF-moment .

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
They aren't decorative in this case , because they are being used ON-PANEL to explain how a particular character(Ross) has achieved a particular feat(swinging around Thor's hammer) , in a very faulty manner . Either properly understand the concept you use to explain a comic book (PIS)scene , or just let it remain at that , i.e a ridiculous(one of the many that were when it comes to Loebforce Rulk) feat performed just for creating a lame@$$ WTF-moment .

lol, that is precisely how "science" is applied in comic-books. To leave people with a feeling that they grasped something of the mechanism, whilst objectively providing nothing but mumbo-jumbo.

The explanation about zero-gravity is no better and no worse than the explanation of how Spiderman manages to cling to walls because he was bitten by a radioactive spider or how Magneto manages to "master" magnetism because he has a mutated "X-gene".

You may think you have a coherent handle on the "workings" of some comic-book stuff, but if you look into the matter, you'll realise that it dissolves into arbitrary actions and event-specific 'logic' pretty quickly.

This stuff is no good, this way only leads to religious nuttiness - the books (and comics) are written by humans of limited intellect, there's nothing more in them than the appearance of coherence.

Enjoy the way they build up characters and powersets, disregard things you don't like as PIS (Hulk getting strangled by a snake) and CIS (Surfer's approach to fighting Thanos) ... What you're left with is still just the appearance of coherent identities and powers. They sill don't make sense in their own terms (Hulk's ability to amp instantly to exponentially greater levels is cannon fact in one instance and then forgotten in another).

What's the big deal? Rulk didn't technically lift the hammer. When he absorbs he can use said characters powers to an extent, that could explain the thunder. He absorbed Surfer and was able to fire cosmic blasts aswell as use his board.

Loebforce Rulk was so retarded lol. But I kind of prefer him over the current jobberforce Rulk.

Originally posted by janus77
So is Thor even managing to hit Surfer, when we know how fast Surfer can move. You whine because it's a Hulk that did it, nothing more.

Why would I do that?