Character Ownage

Started by -K-M-5,121 pages

First page doesnt seem like that would be something Thor would say. Is that supposed to be him? The sticky comment?

Originally posted by janus77
Rulk's been through his jobber phase, they're building Ross back up and giving him a sense of purpose again... The fight with Colossonaut wasn't domination, Rulk gets hit and hits back too it's not anything like the way Thor's been KOed by individual avatars.

Namor's fight I can't recall the details of, so forgive me if I don't take your view of it as the truth.

Again, I will point out, on-panel, Phoerost was scared of Rulk. That's all that matters, jobbing performances are common to all characters, and establishing a relative hierarchy is an art not a science.

let's just agree to disagree.

When Colossus turned into Demon mode he was manhandling Rulk up until he decided to power down and throw the fight.

Namor was out for blood and broke Rulk's arm like a twig with one twist of his wrist. The P4 and Magneto were clearly not in that frame of mind and were holding back.

Thor is the punching bag of this event, that much is obvious. But It does make sense that the Rasputin tag team with Cyttorak+Limbo power+Soul Sword + PF is the nail in the coffin which finally gets him apprehended. That's one fight were he can really get easily killed w/o pis or jobbing.

Originally posted by -K-M-
First page doesnt seem like that would be something Thor would say. Is that supposed to be him? The sticky comment?
I think thats spiderman. Hes on the cover all bloody (yes I know covers dont usually mean much)

Originally posted by -K-M-
First page doesnt seem like that would be something Thor would say. Is that supposed to be him? The sticky comment?

yeah i was thinking the same thing. I was thinking it was Spidey since we have a pic of Colossus squeezing the life out of him in some promos.

Originally posted by janus77
Thanos should not be affected by Thor at all... it's jobbing pure and simple. Go back decades and you have Surfer firing blasts that would kill Thor (Thor's own words), yet those blasts to nothing to Thanos.

Savage Hulk, who is noted to be atleast the equal of Thor+mjolnir, can't make Surfer budge, yet the same Surfer cannot no-sell Thor's attacks... that's inconsistency favouring Thor heavily.


Why so butthurt about Thor? Everyone jobs from time to time.

Also when has Surfer ever no-sold a punch from Savage Hulk?

Originally posted by janus77
He's been a walking PIS, CIS magnet for ages. Benefited from Surfer jobbing, from Thanos jobbing ... his popularity - like that of Spideman - kept him in fights he had no business being in.

Now I guess, Marvel's audience has changed and so the emphasis is less on Thor's "fighting spirit" and more on the plain simple fact that he's not that impressive, overall.

As "Savage Hulk" says: Puny God! ✅

LOL WWH wasn't pis? You are sad really 😆

Must be Spider-Man as the 1st page is 17 hours AFTER Thor got beat. Should have read the caption a bit better.

They've already beat the shiet out Thor, Gladz, and Rulk. They better not have Banner save the day with some HOTM type shiet. All I'm sayin....

😠

The p4 could have killed Rulk but Cyclops made the call not to. Instead he decided to throw him out of Utopia and send a message.

Ross made a big comment about it at the end.

We will find out that the p5's weakness is green colour.

Originally posted by -K-M-
Seriously poor Thor
1. http://i.newsarama.com/images/avx2012009_int_lr_0003.jpg

That's not Thor, that's Spider-Man talking.

Wait, isn't Surfer back on earth? What the heck's he been up to these days?

Originally posted by janus77
I wonder if Thor will ever recover from the cumulative effects of all this head trauma (and I guess the question applies equally to the Thor fanatics at KMC).

I've got a feeling, somewhere in the bowels of Marvel HQ, they have an as yet unreleased comic which pays homage to the Doc Ock brain damage issue... a series of panels covering Thors many and varied instances of being KTFOed... then another panel stating that he really is not a "god", that he can't handle that kind of constant brain trauma and that he'll be spending his final days holding conversation with a cabbage ...

Really though, Thor's benefited from huge amounts of PIS and CIS in the past, now it seems he's being brought back to 'earth'.

Lmao, butthurt much? Also acting like Thor benefits from "huge amounts of PIS and CIS" and pretending other characters don't *coughHulkcough* is a level of absurdity that the forum doesn't need.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Lmao, butthurt much? Also acting like Thor benefits from "huge amounts of PIS and CIS" and pretending other characters don't *coughHulkcough* is a level of absurdity that the forum doesn't need.

so, leaving aside the predictable personal attack, you acknowledge that Thor has indeed benefited from huge amounts of PIS and CIS?

Originally posted by Nibedicus
Wait, isn't Surfer back on earth? What the heck's he been up to these days?

trying out pants!

Why is Janus so butthurt when it comes to Thor?

Originally posted by janus77
so, leaving aside the predictable personal attack, you acknowledge that Thor has indeed benefited from huge amounts of PIS and CIS?

He hasn't benefited any more than any high herald has, which is the line of thought you seem to be persuing. High Heralds get freebies when dealing with foes way outside their paygrade such as skyfathers and beyond and somehow not being one shotted or instantly vaporized. Conversely, they have to put streets and metas over from time to time to make sure that their existence isn't wasted paper.

In any case, I don't see how Thor would have specifically benefited over either more so than Hulk has.

I know you like to troll Thor and Thor fans, but it's so glaringly transparent here.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Why is Janus so butthurt when it comes to Thor?

I understand this is a difficult period in your life ... 🙄

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Why is Janus so butthurt when it comes to Thor?

I don't like Thor, but man, you have my sympathy

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Why is Janus so butthurt when it comes to Thor?

Trolling/trying to be funny, I'd wager more so than actually being serious.

It's like when Carver says shit like Gladiator is beyond the likes of Thor and Superman or Hulk's average levels are far beyond high heralds.