Character Ownage

Started by carver95,121 pages

I don't like this new Superman. He has been getting koed and stomped left and right.

It's a different Superman.

Originally posted by guy222

Wonder who the redhead is.

Whats most retarded is Superman getting choked out.

Mary Jane

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
At least people will read it now... who am I kidding, shit.

Might as well have made Thanos slip on some grass while Timmy trapped him in said grass... or however that one ended.

I guess Mighty Thor next. Is that an arc I should read, or should I just jump in Rage?

Lol.

There was this whole crossover between Thor and JiM called Everything Burns. The JiM issues were great, the Thor ones were less than great but still better than usual (Probably thanks to Gillen).

The seed for the crossover are planted in that Manchester Gods arc. You don't have to read it but the JiM issues are definitely worth checking out. Today is the final issue of JiM and next week is the final issue of Fraction's Thor.

To summarize the Surtur arc:

Spoiler:
- Surtur returns, he builds and empowers an army for the Manchester Gods that they use to rape all of Otherworld
- He uses the machines to collect energy and make himself stronger
- He builds a machine that he will channel his power into Otherworld, destroying it and using Otherworld as a Gateway, the rest of the Multiverse as well
- Loki and Thor stop him using the shadow of his Twilight Sword that he gave Loki earlier when he was released to destroy Dark Asgard
- Odin returns at the very end and channels/redirects/contains all of Surtur's unleashed power as he's destroyed
- Mephisto has the crown of the Serpent (Made from a portion of the Serpent's fear power) that he's going to use to rape all of the other Hell Lords

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Lol.

There was this whole crossover between Thor and JiM called Everything Burns. The JiM issues were great, the Thor ones were less than great but still better than usual (Probably thanks to Gillen).

The seed for the crossover are planted in that Manchester Gods arc. You don't have to read it but the JiM issues are definitely worth checking out. Today is the final issue of JiM and next week is the final issue of Fraction's Thor.

To summarize the Surtur arc:

Spoiler:
- Surtur returns, he builds and empowers an army for the Manchester Gods that they use to rape all of Otherworld
- He uses the machines to collect energy and make himself stronger
- He builds a machine that he will channel his power into Otherworld, destroying it and using Otherworld as a Gateway, the rest of the Multiverse as well
- Loki and Thor stop him using the shadow of his Twilight Sword that he gave Loki earlier when he was released to destroy Dark Asgard
- Odin returns at the very end and channels/redirects/contains all of Surtur's unleashed power as he's destroyed
- Mephisto has the crown of the Serpent (Made from a portion of the Serpent's fear power) that he's going to use to rape all of the other Hell Lords
Hmm. Well, I'm not reading that Surtur spoiler, but I'll give it a look.

Shit was so much easier when Demonoid was still up.

Still need to get on JiM though.

😂

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Hmm. Well, I'm not reading that Surtur spoiler, but I'll give it a look.

Shit was so much easier when Demonoid was still up.

Still need to get on JiM though.

Okay, no problem.

Yeah, I miss it. F*cking Americans and their corrupt Government!

Just use piratebay or something.

Originally posted by guy222

lol, really?

If you're going to write your character bench pressing Earth, you probably shouldn't make the monster who's way stronger than him get injured by an oil explosion...

EDIT: or let its head get KO'ed by a blow that could topple a small mountain...

I knew that the feat wouldn't matter even a bit in the grand scheme of things but in the very same book? That shit is just funny.

He was also owned by Cheetah or whatever recently (Hope he doesn't job to the JLA now that he's transformed). Maybe Superman should challenge his enemies to a bench pressing contest.

Originally posted by carver9
I don't like this new Superman. He has been getting koed and stomped left and right.

Then what's not to like...? 😕

Originally posted by carver9
I don't like this new Superman. He has been getting koed and stomped left and right.
But at least he can bench press a planet!!

Originally posted by Galan007
But at least he can bench press a planet!!

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Saw Janet's return scans...why is she kissing all of them like that? I understand being happy n' all but...like ...really? Perhaps during all that time she thought about how she missed the chance to shag with Cap n' Thor? The hell.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
To summarize the Surtur arc:
Spoiler:

- Mephisto has the crown of the Serpent (Made from a portion of the Serpent's fear power) that he's going to use to rape all of the other Hell Lords

😆 How original! Stupid Marvel, this has already been done and by a much less sh|tty character. 🙄

Originally posted by Zack Fair

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Saw Janet's return scans...why is she kissing all of them like that? I understand being happy n' all but...like ...really? Perhaps during all that time she thought about how she missed the chance to shag with Cap n' Thor? The hell.

Lol, yea what was up with that?

Janet use to hit on Thor a lot back in the day but that was unexpected.

Also:
http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/2011/08/10/i-love-ya-but-youre-strange-rating-the-avenger-hunks/

Image of Mephisto raping other hell lords...cannot get out of head

😐