Character Ownage

Started by StiltmanFTW5,121 pages

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
SG is not overly impressive. Explained you why before.

A lot of scans you posted are typical examples of Slott wanking Parker.

What version of Iron Man is that? Future/alternate?

Namor instance is pure PIS.

Was that even [b]the Jackal?

Iron Fist never fought Elektra or Clint. [/B]

In other words "don't like it, so didn't happen". Its not PIS and nobody's wanking anyone. You specifically posted low showings, I didn't post his best ones even, those are above average at best. Pete was able to hurt characters above his weight class for as long as he's been wearing that costume. Future Iron Man with advanced armor. 616 Iron Man's armor didn't do much better anyway. I know he didn't fight them, never claimed that he did. Squirrel Girl >>>>> Wolverine skill wise. Proven on-panel.😎

Good job not bringing up stupid arguments into this thread.

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Good job not bringing up stupid arguments into this thread.
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Originally posted by SamZED
In other words "don't like it, so didn't happen". Its not PIS and nobody's wanking anyone. You specifically posted low showings, I didn't post his best ones even, those are above average at best. Pete was able to hurt characters above his weight class for as long as he's been wearing that costume. Future Iron Man with advanced armor. 616 Iron Man's armor didn't do much better anyway. I know he didn't fight them, never claimed that he did. Squirrel Girl >>>>> Wolverine skill wise. Proven on-panel.😎

Slott's not wanking Spiderman iyo? Seriously?

No, I posted standard showings against his recurring villains, his own book and all (excluding She-Hulk ofc).

Parker has no business fighting someone like Iron Man who has many, many times better strength and durability, not to mention flight, forcefields and dozens of ranged options. Kthxbai.

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The fact that you capped off your post with Thor getting owned guarantees you will get banned and fisted.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Slott's not wanking Spiderman iyo? Seriously?

No, I posted standard showings against his recurring villains, his own book and all (excluding She-Hulk ofc).

Parker has no business fighting someone like Iron Man who has many, many times better strength and durability, not to mention flight, forcefields and dozens of ranged options. Kthxbai.

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You specifically posted early appearances of the villains where their durability was hyped in order to make them appear as serious threats. In 99,99999% those same characters never demonstrated that level of durability ever again. So yes, you posted low showings. Slott wanks the scientist part of Spider-man character. If you can call that wanking, more accurate is to say - he's developing the potential we always knew was there. As for other feats.. No, not wanking. Were there crazy impressive ones? Yes. But nothing Spider-man didn't occasionally pull long before Slott came along. Slott does not have Peter beat everyone and win everything. Heck, some of the most embarrassing fights happened during his run. But every time Wolverine pulls some ridiculous PIS out of his ass it instantly becomes "an average showing and well within his abilities". But when Spider-man hurts a class 70-80-100 character somehow it's instantly PIS. Not like he's been doing that for over 50 years now. Heck, he sent the Thing flying across the room the very first time they've met. "Has no business fighting Iron Man because of the force fields" has nothing to do with punching power and that's what we're discussing.

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Effin' online penis syndrome. Drop it you 2.

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