Character Ownage

Started by bluewaterrider5,121 pages

Courtship. 1960s style.

(Orella of Matrion)

It's all about strength and technique ...

Originally posted by Raisen
I've always been convinced that Thor is gay. He looks like a ****ing drag queen

and there are more people like you that buy comics than people like me... hence the catering to titillation of pre-pubescent boys.

well, enjoy chest spheroids and terrible writing; sorry Pr, wont get into it again

Originally posted by bluewaterrider
It's all about strength and technique ...

😆 That's great. You've got the issue and number, got to read this story 😄

Originally posted by Batman-Prime
😆 That's great. You've got the issue and number, got to read this story 😄

Superman was powerless there.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Superman was powerless there.

Some woman have this ability, that's true ^^.

Originally posted by Batman-Prime
Some woman have this ability, that's true ^^.

😂

Thanos after being humbled by Superman.

Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
Thanos after being humbled by Superman.

That is lowballing Superman, Thanos would not have a face after that 😛

Originally posted by abhilegend

Ah yes, just to overly butthurt response I was looking for. One sentence and you broke out your Superman panties and raced to the internet 😆

Anywho, Thor is scorned for having rejected Amora, who's the most beautiful women in all creation basically as she can assume the form that most pleases men. And she's so butthurt about she became a villain 😱

Thor banged Sif three issues in a row the last time they had interaction, and not getting her pregnant just means he's a boss. 😎

Valkyrie became a lesbian because Thor rejected her for Sif after he was done with her. Plain and simple. Even with all the spinning you did, none of that would come close to this:

Heh. Now I'll stop before we get the thread closed for arguing about which one of our fictional characters gets it in the most.

Originally posted by Damborgson
Ah yes, just to overly butthurt response I was looking for. One sentence and you broke out your Superman panties and raced to the internet 😆

Anywho, Thor is scorned for having rejected Amora, who's the most beautiful women in all creation basically as she can assume the form that most pleases men. And she's so butthurt about she became a villain 😱

Thor banged Sif three issues in a row the last time they had interaction, and not getting her pregnant just means he's a boss. 😎

Valkyrie became a lesbian because Thor rejected her for Sif after he was done with her. Plain and simple. Even with all the spinning you did, none of that would come close to this:

Heh. Now I'll stop before we get the thread closed for arguing about which one of our fictional characters gets it in the most.

uhuh

Damborgson is now the Abhilegend of Thor fans.

Congrats.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Damborgson is now the Abhilegend of Thor fans.

Congrats.

Zopped!

Also relevant to zopping

Originally posted by -Pr-
Damborgson is now the Abhilegend of Thor fans.

Congrats.

I'm worse. I have to restrain myself from not going too deep into that place.

Such is the nature of your fanboy madness eh?

Don't worry...we're here to help.

durthor

...help?

Originally posted by Damborgson
Ah yes, just to overly butthurt response I was looking for. *snip*

I know you're hurt, don't worry. It'll be ok. At least Loki would lend thor his stones again.