Character Ownage

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
That is lowballing Superman, Thanos would not have a face after that 😛

I didn't want to hurt Quans feelings. After all, watching a loved one get carried away in handcuffs is always tough. 😄

Originally posted by Damborgson
Ah yes, just to overly butthurt response I was looking for. One sentence and you broke out your Superman panties and raced to the internet 😆

Anywho, Thor is scorned for having rejected Amora, who's the most beautiful women in all creation basically as she can assume the form that most pleases men. And she's so butthurt about she became a villain 😱

Thor banged Sif three issues in a row the last time they had interaction, and not getting her pregnant just means he's a boss. 😎

Valkyrie became a lesbian because Thor rejected her for Sif after he was done with her. Plain and simple. Even with all the spinning you did, none of that would come close to this:

Heh. Now I'll stop before we get the thread closed for arguing about which one of our fictional characters gets it in the most.

Superman was testicleless in that issue.

Hickman confirms that Hyperion is stronger than 2 Eternities:

http://www.formspring.me/JonathanHickman/q/427348211846377197

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
Hickman confirms that Hyperion is stronger than 2 Eternities:

http://www.formspring.me/JonathanHickman/q/427348211846377197

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
Hickman confirms that Hyperion is stronger than 2 Eternities:

http://www.formspring.me/JonathanHickman/q/427348211846377197

"Hyperion am stronger be two Eternities smash."
What language is this 😆

Originally posted by abhilegend
Link doesn't work.

You don't work.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Link doesn't work.

A few additional lulz:

Originally posted by Kazenji
You don't work.

Thor fans(yeah, I am talking to you Damborgson), rejoice!
http://www.formspring.me/JonathanHickman/q/427348392822210336

Hickman is obviously trolling the fans

Originally posted by abhilegend
*insert random mama joke*. Although that's the best you could do?

Yeah and the Link doesn't work........but really it does.

Hickman is ****ing awesome, is what he is.

Make him benchpress half of Earth's weight....uhuh

Originally posted by Estacado
Make him benchpress half of Earth's weight....uhuh

Make him benchpress WBH... with his dick! huhu

This is the new Disney/Marvel structure

Rulk beats Watchers
Pak says than nothing barring Galactus will defeat Hulk
And now this .................................

Don't know if I should cry or laugh at what Disney is doing to Marvel. IMO anyway.

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
This is the new Disney/Marvel structure

Rulk beats Watchers
Pak says than nothing barring Galactus will defeat Hulk
And now this .................................

Don't know if I should cry or laugh at what Disney is doing to Marvel. IMO anyway.

Maybe now Marvel will get it's own "pre-Crisis" time! Imagine Galactus vs Hulk! Eternity vs Hyperion! Wolverine vs Thanos!

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
Hickman is obviously trolling the fans

Next issue: Black Widow breaks Thor's arms. And knocks him out with a slap.

Originally posted by Batman-Prime
Maybe now Marvel will get it's own "pre-Crisis" time! Imagine Galactus vs Hulk! Eternity vs Hyperion! Wolverine vs Thanos!

That will be awesome, so now they could introduce Mickey mouse and the little mermaid in the Marvel Multiverse.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Next issue: Black Widow breaks Thor's arms. And knocks him out with a slap.

No!, please stop, you are making my head hurt. blowup

Imagine how much Thor's head was hurting during AvX 😆

One of my fav.