Character Ownage

Started by TheGodKiller5,121 pages

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
So because it doesn't make much sense, we assume it could destroy space/time or something? We saw the axe enchanted, it's been around for centuries and all it does is kill Celestials, that's it. It doesn't really make much sense for Odin not to use the enchantment but the moment an enchantment like this was introduced and used without any cost beyond the usual of making a powerful artifact, it really doesn't matter anymore. Yes it did, which is exactly my point. Based on what we know now, Thor could hop into the Destroyer and absorb enough power to beat up Celestials.

Maybe, but I doubt it's going to go past this arc tbh. We'll see.


It's a mere theory, and it's not like the damn thing would even actually end up destroying the universe. We don't know for sure whether there was no metaphorical, faustean style price involved or not though. Odin was freaked out when he discovered that Thor enchanted it, and I am not sure that doing something which would only have the end result of a couple of dead Celestials(something that shouldn't bother Odin so much anyways) is a logical reason for Odin to go into a viking manstrual period. When Odin himself couldn't do the same? The Destroyer had its chance against the Celestials, and it lost. Horribaly so. Unless you want to depend on some future writer retconning that entire storyline, it's silly to argue that the Destroyer would be a threat to the Celestials.

It's barely gone to 9 or 10 issues at this point. And the Celestials proper haven't even responded to the Apoc Twins' transgressions yet. There's enough leeway for Remender to add some extra spice to Jarnbjorn during that time.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Thor's such a pussy. He got surprise speed blitzed choked by a super amped Sentry bending time/space, got slammed into a distance planet at many times the speed of light and didn't even have so much as a scratch to show for it.

Superman would totally one-shot this weakling.

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You're finally getting it.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
So because it doesn't make much sense, we assume it could destroy space/time or something? We saw the axe enchanted, it's been around for centuries and all it does is kill Celestials, that's it. It doesn't really make much sense for Odin not to use the enchantment but the moment an enchantment like this was introduced and used without any cost beyond the usual of making a powerful artifact, it really doesn't matter anymore. Yes it did, which is exactly my point. Based on what we know now, Thor could hop into the Destroyer and absorb enough power to beat up Celestials.

Maybe, but I doubt it's going to go past this arc tbh. We'll see.

There's two reasons.

Odin was worried because of exactly what is happening right now, with things really screwing up due to Thor losing the axe.

And, it would have caused a full blown war with the Celestials, and when the only thing you have that can do anything to one member of an entire race is an axe? That's not very wise.

The Apocalypse twins have shrunken an entire galaxy down to hide from everything. The Celestials however can literally close off portals to Asgard. Asgard would have been smashed to pieces.

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Asgard would have been smashed to pieces.

What's stopping Asgard from mass producing those axes? Or exploiting the Celestials hyperspace weakness?

With the way Marvel is jobbing them out now, I have a feeling this is gonna end in tears for the Celestials. The last thing they want is a rematch with Asgard.

Originally posted by Galan007
LT owned/dead(?):

Jesus Christ, that threat is going over the hill. But well we all know that Reed will open the closet and pull out his "I'll save the day" device...

Originally posted by janus77
Celestial Hand Ninjas!

Pretty much... It's as if they don't realize that they're making their own product less impressive by treating them in such an unceremonious manner? Hand ninjas indeed.

Originally posted by zopzop
What's stopping Asgard from mass producing those axes?

Odin.

Originally posted by zopzop
What's stopping Asgard from mass producing those axes? Or exploiting the Celestials hyperspace weakness?

With the way Marvel is jobbing them out now, I have a feeling this is gonna end in tears for the Celestials. The last thing they want is a rematch with Asgard.

Probably a very good reason that escapes your imagination and hasn't been revealed.

"Jobber" Celestials killed a universal reality warper in adult Franklin Richards before he was resurrected by Galactus. Which was after they engaged and defeated one of the most powerful Galactus's we've ever seen on-panel. Your overreactions are astoundingly bizarre.

^They didn't kill any Franklin. Adult or otherwise.

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
^They didn't kill any Franklin. Adult or otherwise.
I suppose adult Franklin was just hiding in-between Galactus' hands for sh1ts and giggles then the entire time while his family was mourning his heroic death.

At the very least I think Frank got KO'ed or something.

Originally posted by Philosophía
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You're finally getting it.

Read the difference.

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Originally posted by ODG
I suppose adult Franklin was just hiding in-between Galactus' hands for sh1ts and giggles then the entire time while his family was mourning his heroic death.

Ask Hickman. In fact, while you're at it, go ahead and also ask him what was the deal with Val's "we're both gonna die" self-sacrifice crap in FF#582. Because apparently family-oriented drama didn't take center stage in Forever.

Him not dying and not being resurrected by Galactus has been confirmed at least a gazillion times on Hickman's formspring though. Beyond all debate at this point.

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
Ask Hickman. In fact, while you're at it, go ahead and also ask him what was the deal with Val's "we're both gonna die" self-sacrifice crap in FF#582. Because apparently family-oriented drama didn't take center stage in Forever.

Him not dying and not being resurrected by Galactus has been confirmed at least a gazillion times on Hickman's formspring though. Beyond all debate at this point.

I don't have to ask Hickman. I can read pictures and words.

It really is.

Originally posted by ODG
I don't have to ask Hickman. I can read pictures and words.

It really is.


Then take an e-course in English. My recommendation would be coursera, even though I have only ever done technical subjects on that site.

It really isn't.

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
Then take an e-course in English. My recommendation would be coursera, even though I have only ever done technical subjects on that site.

It really isn't.

My recommendation would be to take that foot out of your a$$. But I don't really care? So, there's that.

Originally posted by ODG
My recommendation would be to take that foot out of your a$$. But I don't really care? So, there's that.

Your fantasy about feet in my ass would have been flattering were I of the same sexual orientation, but as it stands, it's just downright disturbing.

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
Your fantasy about feet in my ass would have been flattering were I of the same sexual orientation, but as it stands, it's just downright disturbing.
Addressing a flippant retort by earnestly dissecting the particulars is one way to disarm the missive.

It's also pointlessly laborious. Stop trying so hard.

^You didn't really dissect anything though. Maybe a little introspection on your weird foot in male rectum fetish. The rest doesn't even approach to being classified as a dissection of any sorts.

What is? You trying to incite a pointless flamewar centered around being plain wrong? Believe me, it's not even close to as hard as you make it out to be.

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
^You didn't really dissect anything though. Maybe a little introspection on your weird foot in male rectum fetish. The rest doesn't even approach to being classified as a dissection of any sorts.

What is? You trying to incite a pointless flamewar centered around being plain wrong? Believe me, it's not even close to as hard as you make it out to be.

Originally posted by ODG
Stop trying so hard.