Character Ownage

Started by StiltmanFTW5,121 pages

^ Needs the missing scan in-between those two for the real comedy.

Ah, right! Here it is:

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Love Young Thor.

Heh. Superman would just shit himself in Bruce's place.

He ain't no rodent 😐.

So that's where that comes from...

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Ultraman seriously didn't consider the tides? Smh.

And trying to create a perpetual eclipse doesn't make any sense. Unless he stops the Earth from rotating around the Sun and the moon around the Earth.

Shoulda been Superwoman moving the Moon for him, for that matter.

How does it make any sense that the sun weakens Ultraman yet he's going to fly CLOSER to it, and risk even MORE exposure, and do so in an area that will kill him if he loses his powers (the vacuum of space) when there's his similarly strong wife standing right next to him, waiting to fulfill any command he issues?

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
And trying to create a perpetual eclipse doesn't make any sense. Unless he stops the Earth from rotating around the Sun and the moon around the Earth.

Stopping the objects wouldn't work (for long) since in the absence of orbital motion gravity would just pull the objects together.

However, it IS possible to place the Moon in an orbit where its orbital period around the Earth would be equal to 1 year. In such an orbit, the Moon would rotate around the Earth at the same rate as the Earth rotates around the Sun. If the orbital planes and the starting geometry is right, this would result in an eternal eclipse. According to my calculations, the Moon would have to be taken ca. 5.8 times as far as it is now to achieve such an orbit.

Originally posted by Magnon
Stopping the objects wouldn't work (for long) since in the absence of orbital motion gravity would just pull the objects together.

However, it IS possible to place the Moon in an orbit where its orbital period around the Earth would be equal to 1 year. In such an orbit, the Moon would rotate around the Earth at the same rate as the Earth rotates around the Sun. If the orbital planes and the starting geometry is right, this would result in an eternal eclipse. According to my calculations, the Moon would have to be taken ca. 5.8 times as far as it is now to achieve such an orbit.

Possible- but considering he didn't account for the tides, unlikely.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I don't get it.🙁

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Ah, right! Here it is:

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😆 Best part of that book, some class A trolling of Spidey fans with him referring his classic feat.

Originally posted by SamZED
I don't get it.🙁

It's Miley Cyrus, she's been going crazy lately. Countless internet memes mocking her are the results of that.

Example: http://oi39.tinypic.com/262wk6f.jpg

Originally posted by SamZED
😆 Best part of that book, some class A trolling of Spidey fans with him referring his classic feat.

Yeah 😄

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
It's Miley Cyrus, she's been going crazy lately. Countless internet memes mocking her are the results of that.

Example: http://oi39.tinypic.com/262wk6f.jpg

Yeah 😄

Thats what happens when you take a break from KMC, I had no idea she's the latest meme.🙁