Character Ownage

Started by janus775,121 pages

Celestial Breaker Hulk, makes sense.

One day, maybe he'll be powerful enough to challenge Surfer ✅.

Originally posted by janus77
Celestial Breaker Hulk, makes sense.

One day, maybe he'll be powerful enough to challenge Surfer ✅.

Sorry to say this Janus, because I enjoy Surfer as a character but Hulk fts lately piss all over Surfers.

Originally posted by carver9
Slight correction but overall, I agree. I still don't see how they put that together in a couple of hours. First they had to come up with the idea...figure out how to build.it, then actually put it together. Seems impossible.

Agreed. Let's get a mod ruling that the entire arc is PIS, and inadmissible.

Originally posted by carver9
Sorry to say this Janus, because I enjoy Surfer as a character but Hulk fts lately piss all over Surfers.
Originally posted by Galan007

😠 No, it's the truth.

😂

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus

Really fun comic, best issue I've read this week.

I like that they're continuing the theme that Gods are stories and the implications that may have. It's fun seeing Loki's intelligence being applied in the modern world (Hacking the internet etc.). And it seems they're justifying Loki not using his mystical powers due to the temptation they bring.

the slash joke was funny

Originally posted by Nephthys

Hahahahaaaaa..... Bueno indeed. Bueno indeed.

I'm still not sure what's happening here?

Kyle got dateraped by creepy Bueno guy.

Originally posted by abhilegend

Cap managed to fool everybody that he's a woman by wearing some clothes?

😖

Cap has the womanliest of figures

Originally posted by Epicurus
Adam Warlock gets psi-raped by the Magus and then bears a child on the psychic plane:

100% Starlin-canon!

dafuq?

Why do you go pages back and do line by line responses to weeks old scans?

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Maybe. Yea, teenage Loki is definitely a completely different animal from Old Loki and more like Kid Loki.

I thought teen Loki was accelerated grown up kid Loki

where did kid and teen Loki come from then

Spoiler:
seeing as adult Lokiis back
★

cos I haven't been on the thread in this long★

Originally posted by maxivitopowe
I'm still not sure what's happening here?
There's a character in the DC universe called Bueno Excelente. His powers and abilities basically encompass rape. Getting dateraped by such a disgusting and obscure character is one of the reasons behind why Kyle is one of my least favorite Green Lanterns.

Originally posted by carver9
Sorry to say this Janus, because I enjoy Surfer as a character but Hulk fts lately piss all over Surfers.

g_serious

Originally posted by Galan007

haermm

Originally posted by maxivitopowe
cos I haven't been on the thread in this long★

You need to work on your post editing.

Originally posted by carver9
😐

And you don't see anything wrong with that.?

Super-science. It happens all the time in comics.

Originally posted by carver9
Sorry to say this Janus, because I enjoy Surfer as a character but Hulk fts lately piss all over Surfers.

We see Waid Hulk differently ✅.

1) Surfer has superior chronal control, no need to punch time.

2) Surfer is far far far far far far far ... faster.

3) Surfer has already taken on two Proemial Gods, survived, then destroyed them with an energy source that would have even caused Galactus problems.

4) Surfer has 3 punched Beta Ray Glue, he clearly has the physical presence when he really wants to fight.

5) Hulk hasn't fought anyone of any significance in years, since Zeus even. Nothing impressive on the opponent front, just one-time monster-of-the-week villains and plot-devices.

6) Surfer, even with the lame injury bullshit, still ploughed through more Alephs than Hulk AND Thor put together.

Originally posted by janus77
We see Waid Hulk differently ✅.

1) Surfer has superior chronal control, no need to punch time.

2) Surfer is far far far far far far far ... faster.

3) Surfer has already taken on two Proemial Gods, survived, then destroyed them with an energy source that would have even caused Galactus problems.

4) Surfer has 3 punched Beta Ray Glue, he clearly has the physical presence when he really wants to fight.

5) Hulk hasn't fought anyone of any significance in years, since Zeus even. Nothing impressive on the opponent front, just one-time monster-of-the-week villains and plot-devices.

6) Surfer, even with the lame injury bullshit, still ploughed through more Alephs than Hulk AND Thor put together.

Lol...Hulk hasn't taken on anyone? The guy recently took on Ironman, Cap, and an enraged Thor at the same time and was holding his own. The last time Surfer face Thor, he was getting his faced beat in. Hulk then took on the Avengers yet again which consisted of, Ironman, Giantman, Thor, Wasp, and Cap, and he had the advantage. He took on the Avengers again which consisted of Thor, Ironman, Cap, and other Avengers and held his own...actually had the advantage. He took on 3 super amped Pig and was destroying the planet while punching them in the gut. One shot koed a builder, one shot koed Gravitron. Took out a Thanos henchmen that was equal to a team mate that dropped both Ironman and Thor. This all happened recently, after his Pak run. Surfer is good but lets not pretend like he is doing great. Getting worked by Attuma, Thor, dropped by a city level asteroid. He snuck attack Bill just to get the advantage he had on him. Before that, Bill was working him.

Surfer also got koed/one shot by one of those abstracts and got his body laid to dust and ripped apart by a moon busting attack.