Character Ownage

Started by krisblaze5,121 pages
Originally posted by Bentley
They wanted to sell me on this book and they succeeded 👆

The dialogue is so bad, so so very bad.

J'onn (1/2):

J'onn (2/2):

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Some things never change.

Originally posted by Galan007
J'onn (2/2):

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Wtf man. Why did they have to make Manchester embarrass him even more with that scene? He already got beat down, but they went even further. They should have left well enough alone. Bleh.... 👇

Haha, oh dear old j'onn. Never change.

Dear god, who's writing this?

Originally posted by Galan007
Regarding Tony's intellect...

Reed: "It's fractional, but I am smarter than he is. However, I have a tendency to be single-minded. One problem: one solution. Mister Stark, on the other hand, is the world's greatest multitasker. He can focus on one problem--say, the end of our universe--and at the same time be working on another.":

In a nutshell: when it comes to focusing on, and solving, a single problem, Reed is marginally better than Tony... But when solving multiple problems simultaneously is required, Tony's intellect is unparalleled.

That's pretty phucking impressive, to say the least. /fap

Yea, Doom is like a superior combination of the two of them.

Truly the pinnacle of perfection. 👆

Manjobbing forever 😄

MM actually has a solid record in the DCnU. It's not like Superman wins every battle.

B-but Martian Manhunter is the MOST POWERFUL being on Earth!!!!!!

The tears and cries on comicvine are truly amusing.

Originally posted by Golgo13
MM actually has a solid record in the DCnU. It's not like Superman wins every battle.

😂

Zod, Cyborg Superman and now Superboy all treated him like a *****. He's even worse than preboot J'onn.

Originally posted by abhilegend
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MM is officially the weakest alien that ever existed in comics.

I bet one xenomorph would rip him to shreds, for example.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
MM is officially the weakest alien that ever existed in comics.

I bet one xenomorph would rip him to shreds, for example.

That would be Ronan.

Originally posted by Golgo13
Whole DC sucks, I hate it.

Never thought I'd hear it from you. Totally agreed, of course.

Originally posted by krisblaze
Dear god, who's writing this?
Superboy Prime.

So Tony is the smarter one then?

Reed being marginally smarter when focusing on one thing, but Stark being clearly the better one at multitasking.

Originally posted by Galan007
Superboy Prime.

"H-he only made me bleed a little bit! L-look at the m-m-manhunter!"

Manhunter is the Tank Abbott of DC.
Strong as shit. Can't fight worth **** and can't take a punch.

He's more like Jimmy Ambriz now that I think about it.

Captain Comet is the super strong telepath king. Awesome fighter, high level telepathy and can take a punch.

Come on everyone get on the comet bandwagon!