Character Ownage

Started by StiltmanFTW5,121 pages

You're human? Scans?

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Holy shit Gamora sucks so bad now

No. I believe that it was a ruse, and Harcon belongs to one of the physically most powerful races in the Marvel Universe.

Originally posted by Galan007
Nightcrawler/Gamora:

Originally posted by Galan007
Fans of Samurai Jack will appreciate the final scene of his solo series...

So many feels.

God, that samurai jack series was epic as f*ck and that ending left me with tears in my eyes.

Could someone explain the ending to me? I don't understand it entirely.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
at least Thanos won...I guess. So Adam Warlock now has the power of an entire Universe. And is this set before or after the new Secret Wars?
Must be a while back, either that or Thanos forgot being bested in combat by Peter Quill.

And squirrel girl, and Odin.

( Thanos' behaviour explained: )

Thanos to his computer before he had met Gladiator:

T: "Computer, tell me all you know about that flying alien."
C: "Which flying alien are you referring to, sir?"
T: "You know, the one with the cape. Superstrong, fast, durable. Weird symbol on his chest. Pretty much the only surviving member of his race; although I think there's a female version of him as well."
C: "Oh, him. He possesses MASSIVE physical strength, enough to move entire planets and destroy moons. He can easily survive nuclear explosions, and the energy beams from his eyes can effortlessly pierce through even high-herald level opponents. His combat speed is almost without equal; he could speed-blitz you before you could react."
T: "Oh, sh*t!"
C: "And I know his real name, it is..."
T: "I already know that, it's Kallark."
C: "Master, you pronounce it wrong, it's C-"
T: "Shut up, computer! Seems like this foe might surpass even the enormous power of Thanos of Titan; he's EASILY the Hulk's equal in strength. If I ever meet him on the field of battle I must bfr him immediately!"

Here we go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOhID9BMzf0

It is utterly hilarious how the parademons just come and start kidney punching the f*ck out of Green Lantern after he gets owned by Darkseid.

-Arkham Knight-

Bane (1/2):

-Arkham Knight-

Bane (2/2):

Originally posted by Board Walker
Could someone explain the ending to me? I don't understand it entirely.
The ending is simple yet very well crafted. Over the decades, jack has saved and helped so many people that he's actually gathered his own army of people that would follow him into the gates of hell itself. He's completely given up on going back to the past and stopping all of this from happening and is now going to focus solely on saving the future from Aku's evil influence. Jack has realized that although he lost all of his friends from the past, he's gained new friends and allies. A scribe/recorder of history has come to hear of Jack, the tale of his epic journey to stop the greatest evil ever known, and see how the story ends. The last page is of jack and his army fearlessly charging for Aku's tower and end his tyranny.

Originally posted by One_Angry_Scot
http://mashable.com/2015/06/04/marvel-comics-reboot/#:eyJzIjoiZiIsImkiOiJfbGoxemo3YzdiZm5pNmx2byJ9

Make Hulk get an actual sex change.

Betty: "Bruce...is that you?"

Banner: "Call me Caitlyn..."

😆

Originally posted by Surtur
Here we go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOhID9BMzf0

It is utterly hilarious how the parademons just come and start kidney punching the f*ck out of Green Lantern after he gets owned by Darkseid.

The unedited version is better, see below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFghwndLmxM

And it is Stark in the armour.

No no no no no

Why are they giving Bendis control over Iron Man like that? Team format is tolerable but the amount of

"Yes."
"Yes?"
"Yes!"

From Tony is going to be the worst. Especially after Tony has been confirmed to be a really high level genius. Now he's just going to be snarky. He's probably gay too

Brian Michael Bendis: Marvel's #1 supervillain or just misunderstood? I'll admit though, Gamora comes across as much less intimidating as she used to be.

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
No no no no no

Why are they giving Bendis control over Iron Man like that? Team format is tolerable but the amount of

"Yes."
"Yes?"
"Yes!"

From Tony is going to be the worst. Especially after Tony has been confirmed to be a really high level genius. Now he's just going to be snarky. He's probably gay too

The Hulk as well is going to be "very different".

God knows what they will do to him.

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
No no no no no

Why are they giving Bendis control over Iron Man like that? Team format is tolerable but the amount of

"Yes."
"Yes?"
"Yes!"

From Tony is going to be the worst. Especially after Tony has been confirmed to be a really high level genius. Now he's just going to be snarky. He's probably gay too

His X-Men tenure sure as shit wasn't tolerable.

Originally posted by Galan007
-Arkham Knight-

Bane (1/2):

Glad they kept Ivy's outfit.