Character Ownage

Started by One-Punch5,121 pages
Originally posted by Bentley
Actually boxers in the same weight class break their hands by punching each other all the time. Nothing really impressive about it considering Thanos's durability is assumed to be better than Namor's.

Boxers brutalize and knock each other out in the process. Namor shattered every bone in his hand punching Thanos, and the best he could muster was a bloody lip from Thanos.

Originally posted by One-Punch
Boxers brutalize and knock each other out in the process. Namor shattered [b]every bone in his hand punching Thanos, and the best he could muster was a bloody lip from Thanos. [/B]

Lobo hurt his hand punching Darkseid and Darkseid didn't even noticed his punch.

ha-som

Originally posted by abhilegend
Lobo hurt his hand punching Darkseid and Darkseid didn't even noticed his punch.

ha-som

He should've aimed for his crotch.

Originally posted by One-Punch
He should've aimed for his crotch.

Where did that come from?

scared

Strangely, despite breaking every bone in his hand (not that Namor has X-ray vision, but whateves) he was still able to replicate his first punch, and punch Thanos with the same hand, square on the jaw, and draw blood.

Namor can obviously draw blood from Thanos even with a broken hand.

😂

Originally posted by abhilegend
Lobo hurt his hand punching Darkseid and Darkseid didn't even noticed his punch.

ha-som

Lobo is a weakling that gets turned into a swiss cheese every time a low callibre bullet connects.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Strangely, despite breaking every bone in his hand (not that Namor has X-ray vision, but whateves) he was still able to replicate his first punch, and punch Thanos with the same hand, square on the jaw, and draw blood.

Everything leads us to believe he broke it after the second strike, not the first.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Lobo is a weakling that gets turned into a swiss cheese every time a low callibre bullet connects.

Wolverine is dead.

So is Superman. Nusuper doesn't really count.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Everything leads us to believe he broke it after the second strike, not the first.

True. He should have stopped after the first punch. Drew blood, no broken hand.

He should've struck Thanos with the other hand, but that apparently is considered too smart by comic-standards.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He should've struck Thanos with the other hand, but that apparently is considered too smart by comic-standards.

Maybe his fists are the same as Doom's armour?

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So to beat Doom you just punch him twice in the same area.

lol, no shit.

"My armor is completely invulnerable.... Except if you punch it in the same spot more than once."

Hickman would roll over in his grave if he saw that. 👆

Originally posted by One-Punch
😆

So to beat Doom you just punch him twice in the same area.

No-one else had ever tried that tactic, either.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Where did that come from?

scared


A crotch punch can one-shot any male character. But post-crisis Darkseid wore a lot of mini-skirts and high-rise boots, so I'm not entirely sure if it would work.

naughty

😂

Injustice:

Heras acting like my ex girlfriend