Character Ownage

Started by Khazra Reborn5,121 pages

It doesn't matter who was emasculated more, they're both phucking atrocities. This "girl power" movement is easily the worst thing to happen to comics in the last... Well, ever.

Originally posted by Khazra Reborn
It doesn't matter who was emasculated more, they're both phucking atrocities. This "girl power" movement is easily the worst thing to happen to comics in the last... Well, ever.

I know. Tell that to marvel zombies though.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Im talking bout Thor. Supermans making samiches the rest of his career
Best part is when he procrastinated but his better judgment took over and he literally dropped what he was doing and got to making that dinner spread ready for when his better half got home after a long day's work. he knows damn well he better have that food ready and on the table when she steps through that door

Eh, this is a good thing. It should push the poor bastards who read nothing but Marvel and DC towards some of the smaller companies. You know, the ones that aren't complete shit.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

Is that Saruman?

Count Dooku.

He knows, he's just trying to be funny 😛

Both characters have been played by Lee. R.I.P.

I forgot that was Chris Lee's characters name. A lot of the names in Lotr sound the same to me

Originally posted by psycho gundam
Best part is when he procrastinated but his better judgment took over and he literally dropped what he was doing and got to making that dinner spread ready for when his better half got home after a long day's work. he knows damn well he better have that food ready and on the table when she steps through that door

I said it before and I'll say it again, Lois trained him well 😂

The thing is, these new writers are too stupid too think up good stories, so they emasculate there standing heroes for these bullshit feminism that taking over. There so afraid, they'll do anything to please them, while saying a big **** you to the fans that's been with them for year.

I can bet you, that most of those ***** and mangiana's hardly read comics.

A good strong female character can be done with the right writer. Look at Sara Penizzi, the Witchblade. She's sexy and an ass kicker.

Then we have one of the best girl power done right, Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The TV had solid story telling done right, and the comics have stayed true to the characters.

If this doesn't change soon, both DC and Marvel's gonna wake up one day without any readers.

Originally posted by One-Punch
"Keep dinner warm" lol

Such good stuff 👆

Can't wait for more 😄

Imo Superman got more emasculated than Thor... Thor was already to feminine to begin with

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
Imo Superman got more emasculated than Thor... Thor was already to feminine to begin with

thor got a beard, a badass metal arm and an enchanted ax to kill stuff with. All that superman got was a t-shirt and a five o'clock shadow. Both characters were wronged and marvel and dc are clearly going down the drain, but i think thor was just a tiny bit less emasculated.

Thor kills, drinks, and bangs wenches all day. He is the manliest dude in comics.

Superman makes food, you can't beat that 😂

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
Superman makes food, you can't beat that 😂
😆 there's nothing manlier than being self sufficient.

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
Superman makes food, you can't beat that 😂

One thing's for sure, the Hulk will be the waiter.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
One thing's for sure, the Hulk will be the waiter.

I always though this part of the comic was funny.

Lobsters confirmed for being High Herald.

Hulk the waiter and Thor the cooker. Amazing. No one strong enough to hold up those Asgardian burgers.